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No Barry…You’re the Village “Idiot”!

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by LastRow

Apparently the Balco spokesperson hasn’t checked out a mirror lately…Because if he had, not only would he see an “idiot” staring back, but also a liar and a cheat amongst other things! For somebody that has transformed himself from being Steve Urkel to now rivaling the Incredible Hulk to call out Marc Ecko saying, "He's stupid. He's an idiot…He spent $750,000 on the ball and that's what he's doing with it? What he's doing is stupid." Is along the same lines of saying Barry never knowingly took anything “illegal”. Oh wait, Barry did say that…OOPS! So I suppose in essence that would make you stupid too for wanting us to believe your story. Hell, I think we’d all agree and believe that UFO’s really do exist and are always flying around at night when we’re all sleeping! Yeah, and Rudolph has a bright red shiny nose too!

True, spending $752,467 on a baseball that is a worthless piece of shit to just about all of us is, well, odd…But Balco Man you fail to understand something. To the “Ecko Man” that’s chump change! Besides, have you ever heard of a write off, Double BB? Oh that’s right, of course you haven’t…You don’t pay taxes now, do you! I’m sure this will be filed under “LOSSES”!

Just admit, (yeah, and cows will fly over the moon) you think Ecko’s a village idiot because he’s making a mockery of 756! Oh, on the contrary…He’s giving the fans the opportunity to voice the opinion on something! To let the public decide its fate. You know, it’s kind of like that whole “All-Star Voting” concept…Or is that “stupid” too? I would say yes to that question, although that’s another book for O.J. to write.

However, allow me just to paint this picture. A guy who has lied for years, cheated the game of baseball to get his name in brighter lights, who in essence is the black version of Pete Rose, so to speak, somehow gets off by calling other people “stupid” & “idiots”…Well, that just doesn’t hold much value! Although if it makes you sleep better at night…Well, I guess a man has to do, what a man has to do! You know something else that doesn’t really hold any value to it is you being the “All-Time Homerun King”! You’re nothing more than “stupid and an idiot” for thinking we believe you never “knowingly” took anything! You’re not the “Duke of Doping” for nothing!

Vote in the latest Pick’em poll over on LastRowSports.com which ask " For a Night With Jenn Streger … I Would?" Yes, the all natural Cowgirl herself… Well, easy on the "all natural part"! Although what difference does it really make anyway! Just in case you need mental reinforce to decide how much pain it's worth, why here's some....Enjoy! http://www.jennsterger.net/pictures/jenn-sterger

http://www.jennsterger.net/pictures/jenn-sterger


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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
817 days ago
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Always nice to throw in some Jenn Sterger.

Actually, Ecko is pretty smart. He's probably getting more publicity and better from this stunt than if he had spent $750k on commercials. And I can definitely see an Ecko line of clothes prominently featuring an asterisk.

Also, just the fact that Ecko has started this story is awesome. He's basically confronting Bonds in the court of public opinion, and allowing the people to decide where #756 will end up. He's giving a little something back to the fans.
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