New Slogans For the Raiders
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by user Jackdoc
Since a blowout loss to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in Super Bowl XXXVII, the once-mighty Oakland Raiders have fallen to the bottom of the NFL. For many years, owner Al Davis has defined the franchise with proud slogans such as “Commitment to excellence” and “Just win, baby.” However, in light of the team’s current futility, it may be time to replace those slogans. Below are some possibilities to consider.
Commitment to excrement
Just wince, baby
Sick of the A’s losing in the playoffs? Not a problem with us!
Sweet 0 and 16
Art Shell? More like Art’s Hell
The Stanford of the NFL
Nothing escapes from the Black Hole - except for victorious opponents
Our quarterback is on his back more than Paris Hilton
Once it was Howie Long – now it’s 4th and long
We would go back to LA, but they want an NFL team
The Spirit of ’76 – the ’76 Buccaneers
Love giveaways? Check out our offense!
We’re owned by Al Davis, but play like Weird Al Yankovic
An errant toss, a fit from Moss, another blowout loss
Helping opposing players win your fantasy league!
We’re number 1 – in next April’s draft!
We don’t have Madden anymore, but we are cursed
If you thought Iraq was a nation in disarray, check out Raider Nation!
In addition to the slogans, the team’s logo should also change. The Raider figure is currently wearing an eye patch. Now he is demanding that his other eye be covered as well.
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