Neifi Perez is a Bad Cheater
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by user Allonthefield
If you're going to cheat, you'd better cheat well.
Tigers' utility man Neifi Perez has been suspended 25 games for testing positive for a performance enhancing drug.
This news causes me to question not only Perez's (very limited) playing ability, but also his apparent lack of a brain.
If you're going to juice up and risk getting caught, you better fork over for the good stuff. In this day and age where soft-hitting utility players are in less demand, I can understand Perez's desire to look for an edge.
But if he's going to juice up, I fully expect a .300 average, 10-12 home runs, and about 25 stolen bases by now. Instead, he's hitting a buck-seventy-two with one homer and six RBIs. Weak.
If chemical assistance doesn't help you produce numbers better than that, it's probably time to hang up the cleats.
This article was originally posted at All on the Field sports blog.
