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Neifi Perez is a Bad Cheater

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by user Allonthefield

If you're going to cheat, you'd better cheat well.

Tigers' utility man Neifi Perez has been suspended 25 games for testing positive for a performance enhancing drug.

This news causes me to question not only Perez's (very limited) playing ability, but also his apparent lack of a brain.

If you're going to juice up and risk getting caught, you better fork over for the good stuff. In this day and age where soft-hitting utility players are in less demand, I can understand Perez's desire to look for an edge.

But if he's going to juice up, I fully expect a .300 average, 10-12 home runs, and about 25 stolen bases by now. Instead, he's hitting a buck-seventy-two with one homer and six RBIs. Weak.

If chemical assistance doesn't help you produce numbers better than that, it's probably time to hang up the cleats.

This article was originally posted at All on the Field sports blog.


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ChristofMVP
877 days ago
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This is what happens when you buy your 'roids from your cousin Vinny.
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KelsdadAll-Star
877 days ago
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Is there a good cheater? Oh, yeah, his name is Barry.
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AllonthefieldVarsity
877 days ago
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The best there is!
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KelsdadAll-Star
877 days ago
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Wait, the guy is hitting .172 and he's on performance enhancers? What's he taking, estrogen?
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Davis21wylieMVP
877 days ago
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Neifi is one of the worst hitters ever -- and if he's been on PEDs this whole time, imagine how bad he'd have been without them!
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
877 days ago
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Victor Conte - Stock Way Down.
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Davis21wylieMVP
877 days ago
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I guess he'll just have to play in Tower of Power again!
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JuTMSY4Legend
877 days ago
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taking the same stuff as Jason Grimsley
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SaddleshoeJV Squad
876 days ago
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The Mets wouldn't take Neifi Perez even in the end of Rey Ordonez days. I am surprised he's still playing, let alone cheating.
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