NFL vs. NCAA
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by user LastRow
Tighty Whities or Boxers, Blondes or Brunettes, Beer: In a bottle or in a can, just some of the choices we are faced with on a daily basis. Simple right…For some yeah, for others no. Now we’re in mid-August and football season is right around the corner from kicking off for real on both levels. Speaking of tough choices there’s another one which is about to bitch slap us right in the face. That is what kind of guy are you? Never easy to answer….Am I a Saturday Pigskin Loving Dude or a Sunday Armchair Coach Potato? Or maybe I’m just a bi-slobberknocker lover who needs the best of both worlds to be satisfied?
So which is better…This is probably not the correct question to be asking. That’s like saying do I want Denny’s or Waffle House at 3 a.m.. Does it really matter. Okay, so then which is more enjoyable, either to watch on the boob tube at home, or renting an oxygen tank to climb the mountain until reaching ones seat in the LastRow. NFL or NCAA?
Showing up in RV’s five days before the game – Advantage NCAA
Tradition – Advantage NCAA
Hyping up Big-Time games – Advantage NCAA
Better Rivalries – Advantage NCAA
Football Tailgating – Advantage NCAA
Looking forward to the following weekend – Advantage Push
A weekend of partying & co-eds (depending on what state we’re in) – Advantage Push
Halftime Entertainment – Advantage NCAA
Cheerleaders (Especially in the bathroom, Carolina Panthers style) – Advantage NFL
Ticket Prices – Advantage Push (both too high)
Postgame festivities win or lose – Advantage NCAA
Playoff System – Advantage Definitely NFL
Watching fat, out of shape old guys patrolling the sidelines – Advantage NCAA
Better pay…What, legally or illegally? – Advantage NFL
National Championship or Super Bowl – Advantage NFL (Undebatable)!
More rewarding: A college degree or an NFL paycheck – Advantage NFL
Good Chance of seeing a wardrobe malfunction - Advantage Push (Depends on how many beers in & score of the game)
Football involving what else, but politics – Advantage NCAA (Sorry Miles Brand) Usage of the computer: BCS or Fantasy Football – Advantage NFL... GO Eaton Beavers,Pickle Pirates & Tasty Twinkies
Entertaining side shows…A cheerleading pyramid gone bad or runaway mascots on golf carts – Advantage Push
Now I know I’ve likely over looked a lot here, but what do you want, I’m doing this from the LastRow…Hard to see and breath this high up. Doesn’t take much to get light headed. Wonder if some food from Denny’s or Waffle House will help me focus better. When you spell it out like this isn’t it clear college football has a slightly better product…Just a damn shame while we’re fine tuning are weekly fantasy they are fine tuning the top two teams in the country. Now it’s time to let me know what I forgot, but as of now my calculations, the Final Score is: NCAA 9 – NFL 6….With 5 Push’s, if my math is correct? I never was a Mathematics Major in college. However, I must admit I’m bias to college football, although can be labeled a bi-slobberknocker lover…Nothing’s wrong with that.
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Date
Wed 08/16/06, 5:05 pm EST
