NFL on FOX Robot Suspended for Drug Use
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by SSreporters
From Stupid Sideline Reporters
Note: If you think this is a real article, you are beyond gullible.
Los Angeles Times--
In what has been a highly controversial offseason in the NFL, it has now spread to the NFL on FOX stupid robot thingy. An anonymous member of the NFL on FOX staff said that the "Foxbot" had admitted to using drugs which caused him to jump so high up during the ad part of the broadcast. FOX has since suspended Foxbot for 8 games due to his drug use. The rumor had started when they noticed his muscular build after being scrawny 3 weeks before that. However, Foxbot could be reinstated back to his usual spot as quick as this weekend. This was the 2nd suspension for Foxbot, in which the previous one was for making the worst ever graphic to determine which quarter it was in the game. It would be funnier if I had a picture, but you can't have it your way can you? Foxbot has apologized, and will hope to return back to being an annoying, useless, graphic for Fox Sports.
