NFL TV Headlines in the Year 2020 (A Stupid Sideline Reporters Original)
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by SSreporters
Believe me, it will come true.
1. John Madden becomes Brett Favre's official mistress.
2. Monday Night Football to be broadcast on ESPN 8: The Ocho.
3. Sean Salisbury wonders why Carolina went 3-13, picks them to win the Super Bowl next year.
4. FOX Sports gets ambushed by viewers for letting Joe Buck continue his announcing duties and being a talk show host.
5. Bryant Gumbel still doesn't know that Al Gore isn't a football player.
6. ESPN sets record by hiring 134 analysts for Monday Night Countdown.
7. Super Bowl now broadcast on PPV for only $100.
8. CBS Sports NFL ratings plummet as Gus Johnson works for ESPN.
9. Chris Berman officially runs out of nicknames.
10. New channel, The Blog Network, now known as top source for all things NFL.
11. FOX to air only games involving the New York Giants.
12. CBS to air games only involving the Denver Broncos.
13. NBC airs Packer games only due to John Madden threat.
14. Dick Enberg retires after his bizarre rap album debuted.
15. Joe Theismann blows up ESPN headquarters at Bristol.
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