NFL Preview Show Extravaganza: The Dallas Cowboys
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by Oh No Romo
As seen at Oh No Romo.
Due to legal obligations (the name of this blog) I have to perform a service to the namesake and do a preview of the Dallas Cowboys.
The Cowboys finished the season 9-7, picking up second place and a Wild Card spot. They lost to Seattle in the Wild Card game after Romo (refer to picture at top left of blog) botched the snap for the potential game winning field goal.
But that's all in the past now. The Cowboys picked Anthony Spencer, a defensive end out of Purdue, in the first round of the NFL Draft. The Cowboys will be coached by former Buffalo Bills Coach, Wade Phillips.
They will play Chicago, St. Louis, New England, the NY Jets and Buffalo.
Here are the questions we always ask (Yearbook Style):
- In 2007, Tony Romo will: Capture the hearts of many at Bristol (the WWL)
- In 2007, Terrell Owens will: Still be talked about by Michael Irvin
- Bill Parcells is: The guy who got the hell out of Dodge and is now promoting his new Football DVDs
- In three years or less Wade Phillips will be: In the unemployment line
- Romo and Carrie Underwood will last: Forever (unlikely)
- The Kiss Song that best describes Tony Romo: 'Calling Dr. Love' (He's got the cure you're thinking of)
- TO's antics will include: (maybe) Catching a football
- Julius Jones and Marion Barber will: Have a duel to determine the starting RB position.
- Jerry Jones will: Continue to be 'Jerry Jones' (Que Sorpresa!(What a surprise!))
- In 2007, the Dallas Cowboys will: Go 7-9, missing the playoffs. (Sorry Tony)
Ehhh, that's all folks
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