NFL Headlines in the Year 2020
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by SSreporters
From Stupid Sideline Reporters
I've been wanting to do this, so now here it is:
"Fox Sports offers an all-incarcerated team of players."
"FCC gives Peyton Manning right to star or make a cameo in every commercial in the US."
"Cleveland Browns become first team in NFL history to trade a player during a game."
"Peter King finishes his list of top 10,000 NFL players of all time."
"Al Davis dies at 1465."
"NFL folds due to every player testing positive for a banned substance."
"Bill Cowher dies, surgeons remove his chin to put on display at local museum"
"Seattle Seahawks win their 4th Super Bowl."---This wasn't supposed to be funny!
"Sean Salisbury: This time, the Panthers will win it all."
"Bill Belichick smiles."
"Lovie Smith finally admits Rex Grossman is a total waste of a QB."
"Dick Vermeil floods Kansas City with his endless crying for mundane things."
