NBA Headlines in the Year 2020 (A Stupid Sideline Reporters Original)
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by SSreporters
Yeah, I think the NBA will still be around.
1. WNBA gets better ratings than NBA games.
2. Seattle sues for the 5004th time on the Keyarena lease. Team was in Oklahoma City since 2013.
3. Isiah Thomas inadvertently hits on Joakim Noah, mistaking him for a girl.
4. Marv Albert inadvertently bites Joakim Noah, mistaking him for a girl.
5. Roger Goodell takes over as commish; bans timeouts, slam dunks, free throws.
6. Grant Hill becomes first NBA player to play while on a wheelchair.
7. Michael Jordan comeback rumors swirl.
8. The Pistons and the Spurs make the NBA Finals, but can't compete due to setting offensive play 100 years back.
9. Greg Oden dies of old age.
10. Memphis Grizzlies run out of fans.
11. Los Angeles Lakers get #1 pick in the draft; select unknown from Ukraine.
12. ESPN can't find a single team to be biased towards.
13. Mark Jackson has duct tape around his mark due to being the worst analyst since the time of man.
14. 29 of 30 teams select at least one 7'0 tall Chinese player at some point in the NBA Draft.
15. NBA defunct.
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