My wife hates July and August
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by user Joebook
I'm a fantasy sports junkie. No secret about it.
These months are my heaven. I'm currently in four fantasy baseball leagues, and I'm sitting on top of three of them. In addition, there are only seven short weeks until my fantasy football draft, of which I'm the defending champion. I'm not saying this to toot my horn, but it takes a lot of work to be that good.
That's why my wife hates this time of year.
Now before I get comments that I'm a bad husband or a horrible person, I'll say that you don't know me. Look, I don't neglect her. When she asked me to take her to the dentist today, I did. I'm keeping up with the laundry and other chores. It just happens to be that I've been spending every moment of "free" time preparing for football and maintaining baseball. We have a healthy marriage, but these two months try her patience like waiting for her to get ready does mine. She'd just assume it be January, when football is over and baseball is three months away.
But it's July, and these two months are my favorite. And as long as I'm her favorite, she can hate it all she wants.
Date
Mon 07/10/06, 4:58 pm EST
