My version of "Who's Now" (Yes, I know who's now is pointless, but I was bored)

Who's Now on ESPN, I know, is pointless, but I need something to do while I watch the Georgia Force get their ass kicked by the Columbus Destroyers, so I decided to fill out the whole bracket according to who I think should win. And you know I must be fucking bored of watching Georgia get their ass kicked by the fucking number six seed, but that is what makes the AFL exciting to watch, is the upsets.

So here is my Who's Now version:

Round 1

MJ Region

Tiger Woods over Matt Leinart

Shaun White over Dwayne Wade

LT over David Beckham

Steve Nash over Serena Williams

Ali Region

Peyton Manning over Amanda Beard

Dale Jr. over Chuck Liddell

A-Rod over T.O.

Kobe Bryant over Ronaldinho

Billie Jean King Region

Lebron James over Kelly Slater

Jeff Gordon over Barry Bonds

Derek Jeter over Sidney Crosby

Reggie Bush over Danica Patrick

Babe Ruth Region

Tom Brady over Big Papi

Vince Young over Maria Sharapova

Roger Federer over Tony Parker

Shaq over Michael Phelps

Round 2

MJ Region

Tiger Woods over Shaun White

LT over Steve Nash

Ali Region

Peyton Manning over Dale Jr.

Kobe Bryant over A-Rod

Billie Jean King Region

Lebron James over Jeff Gordon

Derek Jeter over Reggie Bush

Babe Ruth Region

Tom Brady over Vince Young

Shaq over Roger Federer

Round 3

MJ Region

Tiger Woods over LT

Ali Region

Peyton Manning over Kobe Bryant

Billie Jean King Region

Derek Jeter over Lebron James

Babe Ruth Region

Tom Brady over Shaq

Semi-Finals

Peyton Manning over Tiger Woods

Tom Brady over Derek Jeter

FINALS

Oh, WOW, would you look at that, the two finalists are two NFL QB's, and they just so happen to be the two best in the NFL today. But, although, Brady has three super bowl rings, and two SB MVP awards, the edge has to go to Manning, since according to ESPN, the players have to have "Off-field Buzz" and Manning has more of that than Brady, as well as a super bowl ring, plus Manning is arguably the best QB in the NFL. Both are future HOFers.

WHO"S NOW CHAMP: PEYTON MANNING

Shit, as soon as I finish, the Georgia Force score a TD to make the game close again at 48-42, at the end of the 3rd quarter. I have to go, I don't want to miss this last quarter.

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Falcon02520Legend

907 days ago

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tom brady beats shaq twice?... ya might wanna fix that

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Falcon02520Legend

907 days ago

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look at my comments on the other espn who's now now sucks article

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Falcon02520Legend

907 days ago

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btw, my opinion is tiger, but manning is in my final four (i'm prolly gonna be wrong anyway thanks to dumass keyshawn johnson and his 10% pointless vote)

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Behbigben15All-Star

907 days ago

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If Manning ends up beating Tiger like I said, then it would probably be like a 51-49 win, because Tiger and Manning are equally matched, and both have legitimate arguments. I didn't agree with ESPN's matchups, why the hell is T.O. facing A-Rod, and Brady facing Big Papi. And how the hell did Chuck Liddell, and Amanda Beard get in this. Those are other reasons why I think Who's Now is stupid, and gay, not to mention the fact that it is pointless. One more thing, how did Dwayne Wade beat Shaun White? Especially by that much.

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Falcon02520Legend

906 days ago

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d wade won by that much b/c 30% of the vote came from the espn crew. if the fans vote was the only one to count, white won by about 53% to 47%. to offset the so called "expert picks", white needed about 63% of the fans vote

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MegECass110AAA-er

907 days ago

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I'm interested in knowing how you define "off-field buzz." Manning's commercials are fantastic, I'll give you that. But was he ever one of People magazine's 50 Most Beautiful People? Was he ever on the cover of GQ or Details magazine? Did he ever date a supermodel? Brady has more off-field buzz than anybody in the field!

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Clayton St. John Smythe Esq.Varsity

907 days ago

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But Manning's a better QB?

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JuTMSY4Legend

907 days ago

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Tiger Woods would disagree...

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Clayton St. John Smythe Esq.Varsity

907 days ago

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I just saw a beer commercial with Kubiyashi. When does he get to be "Now?"

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Behbigben15All-Star

907 days ago

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As soon as more people watch Hot dog eating contests

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TyduffyRed-Shirting

907 days ago

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Can you refrain from using "gay" as an adjective unless you are trying to say that the program is happy or jubilant. It is A offensive and B it detracts from what would otherwise be a cogent analysis.

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