My fake article on Randy Johnson
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by SSreporters
Disclaimer: It's fake, the only thing that is real is Randy Johnson's injury.
Randy Johnson's Mustache Causes Season Ending Surgery on Back
(Phoenix)-AP
In a bizarre twist today, Arizona Diamondbacks pitcher Randy Johnson injured his back after the weight of his mustache caused him to collapse. Reliable source The Onion said that it was a strain on his back, and that he wouldn't be able to play the rest of the year. Doctors have confirmed that his mustache must be shaved off, to prevent more injuries to his back. There will be more to this story as it develops.
