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My Search for a New Favorite NFL Team (Vol 1)

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by user I am a cpcp

The Steelers are number one on my list of teams that shan't be my favorite.
The Steelers are number one on my list of teams that shan't be my favorite.

Now that it's been almost two months since I left the realm of Cleveland Browns fandom, I've had time to get over the initial disgust, and some regret, and I've been able to start considering where to turn my loyalty.

I've decided to break the teams down into three categories and go from there. The first group of teams is teams that I would never consider being a fan of. Here, in no particular order, is my list of teams that aren't under consideration.

Pittsburgh Steelers : Obviously as a long-time Browns fan I'm not going to jump over to the land of black and gold. It doesn't matter who I'm fan of, I'll always hate the Steelers.

Baltimore Ravens : Same deal here, I'm not going to start supporting Art's boys. I'm not leaving Cleveland bitter enough to become a compete traitor, I'm just frustrated and tired of Clevelands ways.

Detroit Lions : One of the few teams in the league where an argument can be made that they’re in worse shape than Cleveland. I’m not looking for a downgrade.

New York Jets : I’ve never understood why New Yorkers (or New Jerseyers for that matter) love the Jets so much. They’ve been short of great for a long time now, they never really show signs of getting better. I don’t understand the fan culture and I don’t see the team paying any dividends to those dedicated fans.

Buffalo Bills : Pretty boring team from a pretty boring part of the country. No real reasons to become a Bills fan.

Miami Dolphins : Can't control their coaching situations, can't control their players, picked Ted Ginn Jr. way too early. This is a team in a bad spot.

Denver Broncos : This kind of goes along with the Ravens and Steelers. The Drive and John Elway still linger in an ex-Browns fans' brain.

Oakland Raiders : Heh...

Washington Redskins : I don't think I've ever heard any good news about the Redskins. Every time the Redskins are in the news it's something negative. Questionable personnel moves, bad press conferences, failed expectations, no expectations. I don't know how much of an step up it would be to move to the Redskins' camp.

Chicago Bears : Bears fans annoy me. The fact that their so critical of a young, growing quarterback is too reminiscent of Charlie Frye. I think both Frye and Rex Grossman can be good NFL quarterbacks if they weren't thrown to the wolves in their first few years.

Green Bay Packers :I have a feeling the Packers are in to a rough stretch. They don't seem to be in any hurry to find a replacement for Farve would doesn't seem to be concerned about the team as much as his own career. They do have one of my favorite players in A.J. Hawk, but that's not nearly enough for me to put some cheese on my head.

Minnesota Vikings : What's there to get excited about here? The Vikings don't have anything to draw a new fan.

New Orleans Saints : I used to like the Saints until the whole Katrina thing. I've voiced these opinions here before, so I'm not going to get into it again.

Atlanta Falcons : I don't think there's much explanation needed here. I've never been a Michael Vick fan, but now after all of these dog fighting stories, there's no way I'll be rooting for his team.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers : This is another team I can't find much to get excited about. No overly exciting players, a non-exciting coach, a non-exciting history. Does anyone really remember Super Bowl XXXVII?

Feel free to comment if your team is on the list and you think I should consider otherwise. Maybe it will get bumped into Vol. 2 when I consider the possible teams.


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Davis21wylieMVP
894 days ago
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Become a Patriots fan, we're always looking for more bandwagon-jumpers who couldn't even name a single player on the the '85 SB team's roster...
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DNLLegend
894 days ago
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I can probably name 5 off the top of my head. Does that make me old, pathetic, or both?
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False ProphetAll-Star
892 days ago
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I can't, but, then again, I wasn't alive in '85. Actually, I can name one. Steve Grogan
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DNLLegend
894 days ago
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I went through a same crisis when the Knicks brought in Latrell Sprewell. I swore the team off and, in my hopes of finding a new team, I had few criteria. Basically it boiled down to:
  • A low thug factor (because I can't leave the thuggish Knicks for a thuggish Trail Blazers)
  • Not being a bandwagoner
  • Having a chance at being good; so, basically, young with upside.
The Grizzlies won out.
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DNLLegend
894 days ago
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It was probably the last thing they won, too.
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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
894 days ago
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That's mostly my criteria as well. I'll get into that more later.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
893 days ago
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Are you kidding me DNL? You're a Grizz fan? Damn.... on top of your Mets-love, wow! I feel sorrier for you than ever before - can you please take that as a compliment (somehow?)????

I mean, I'm a Rays fan for a good reason, but even if I was a diehard Arizona Cardinals fan I'd feel sorry for you@!!!

the Grizz? Wow. If you're serious, that's extreeeeeeemly admirable... I have many gifts for you....
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PeanMajor Leaguer
894 days ago
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"The first group of teams is teams that I would never consider being a fan of" cpcp, you are making a grave mistake of not including the New York Giants in here!!!
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JuTMSY4Legend
894 days ago
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Yeah, regardless of the Giants standing, could you really root for eli manning...ever? My advice...pick a team you can get on the ground floor with...like the browns...
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JoshkrossDraft Pick
894 days ago
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I swear, I think poor Eli knifed JuT's dad or something.
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JuTMSY4Legend
894 days ago
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Here's a clue...i hate john elway for the same reason...
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
894 days ago
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Conjure a set and put it on ebay for the charity of your choice! I'll help you if you need it. ArnchairGM.com can be the home of whacky sports journalism charitable endeavors on ebay. Take whoever comes your way - Come on, how is it any different than how you became a Browns fan to begin with? Did you choose where you were born?
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
894 days ago
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our list looks similar, but in a different order (and my list DOES have the Giants on it)
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
894 days ago
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Wait... you don't have the Cowboys on here? Well, I'm not helping you... =)
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TylersaltAll-Star
894 days ago
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yeah! screw the cowboys!
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
894 days ago
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Become a Bears fan or I will do my best to annoy you. Be a Bears fan because the whole country hates the Bears. Everybody says we're overated and Grossman sucks, all day every day. It's fun to be a fan of a perpetual underdog that kicks the crap out of other teams on a regular basis. THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE. PS. Patriots are a bunch of faggy dorks.
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TylersaltAll-Star
894 days ago
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Your language is inappropriate.
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Clayton St. John Smythe Esq.Varsity
894 days ago
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Your face is inappropriate. GO BEARS! PATS SUCK! I like the way you roll AF1!
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Taytay 24All-American
893 days ago
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The Bears sucked for years. They make one Super Bowl on the strength of their defense and now they 'kick the crap out of other teams on a regular basis'? If you want to buy high and sell low, pick the Bears.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
893 days ago
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It's ok to make fun of dorks on this website (since we're all dorks for being on this website so much and not getting laid instead -notice I haven't been around much lately?) but calling us fags is weak and indicative of someone afraid to face their own personal love of the cock and will not be tolerated by us established members.

Not because we hate fags, personally I loved many fags and homosexuals (email me and I'll give you details) but we feel anyone non-creative enough to call us fags needs to concentrate on their blatent-Freudian cock-love and not our constructive sports-discussion...

NOT a hard formula to unlock here at the 'chair...
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KevinsecaurWaterboy
894 days ago
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First of all, let me just say that you made the right decision. Next I suggest moving at least 100 miles away from the city of Cleveland itself. You'll thank me later.

Second, how do you not have the Bengals on this list? I'm saying this as a Cincinnati fan, too. You can't go from the Browns to the Bengals. You have to eliminate every team within your old team's division, plus we don't want the Browns' sloppy seconds to begin with.

I say you pick an NFC team with basically Dan's critera. They should have the potential to good in the future... or take a flyer and go with the Texans. No one would accuse you of being a bandwagon jumper, and it would be pretty sweet if they ever got good.
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JoshkrossDraft Pick
894 days ago
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Don't you owe me a dollar about the Browns record from last year?
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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
894 days ago
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I think that as Friskysman
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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
894 days ago
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was Friskysman
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InsanMajor Leaguer
894 days ago
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First of all I completely disagree with anyone who leaves their team for any reason whatsoever. If you become a fan of a team, you should never ever leave. Second of all its a really bad time for you to stop being a Browns fan. They had an excellent draft and they have a bright future. If anything, you should BECOME a Browns fan. That said, this list is pretty good. The only team I wouldn't include is the Bears. But I think you should include the Eagles. Eagles fans are straight up assholes.
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JuTMSY4Legend
894 days ago
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eh ehm...hmm...

Well, a good reason to leave a team is a terrible ownership group (Tx Rangers fans take not) and its questionable as to why I'm still a phils fan...i have no idea...

But...Eagles fans...ok...they're awesome...they're only assholes if you're the genius who walks into their house with cowboys or giants gear on...or for that matter any opponent...don't be dumb and they'll leave you alone...
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InsanMajor Leaguer
894 days ago
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Point taken on the Eagles thing.

As for leaving a team, I still think it's wrong. You can have a "second favorite" which is fine to root for if your current team is depressing, thats fine. But you still have to stick to whatever team you've been rooting for your entire life.

Take me and the Knicks. I'll always be a Knicks fan first. It's just so depressing to watch that I have a second favorite that I'll root for so I don't end up slitting my wrists.
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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
894 days ago
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Insan, telling someone it's not ok to stop being a Browns fan is like telling someone it's not ok to get their cancer cured. You have no idea what it's like and you have no business tell any of us how to go about our lives.
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JuTMSY4Legend
894 days ago
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But I do!

I couldn't imagine doing it myself...but, you could be a ravens fan...hell, a great friend of mine...used to live in ohio...went to pitt for college...UofMaryland for lawschool and became a lawyer in the greater baltimore area...god smiled on him when the browns moved to baltimore...

I asked him...he was confused at first adn then admitted...its a hell of a lot better for him because nothing changed and he got to see his team pretty much every week (he has since gotten season tix)
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
893 days ago
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it's kind of a long story and hard to capture properly in words, but the Browns moving to Baltimore got me some quality 'tang for a whole summer! I will always be a fan of Baltimore. It's a great sports town! (and more specifically the babes of Glen Burnie, MD)
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DrpatriotAll-American
893 days ago
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Insan, as I have already stated, the Brown's draft is not truly that good. If Brady Quinn doesn't pan out, they are over for the next few years because not only did they lose their so-called "quarterback of the future," they also lose a valuable, likely Top 10 pick to the Cowboys where a Top 10 pick would have been able to help them recover from the failure of Quinn. It's too risky to be good and I respect I am a cpcp for leaving before the mass exodus occurs. Obviously I would have to recommend the Patriots as a team to be a fan of. I would also recommend the Chargers, Saints, Seahawks, and Texans.
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PeanMajor Leaguer
894 days ago
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im surprised the Colts and Pats are not on this list...they should be there by default
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InsanMajor Leaguer
894 days ago
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CPCP, it's my opinion. And your analogy is horrible. Cancer involves life or death, we're talking rooting for a sports team. And I don't have any idea of what its like? Try being a Knicks fan...
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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
894 days ago
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Browns fans die a little every week.
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InsanMajor Leaguer
894 days ago
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lol, good point :-)
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
894 days ago
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The Cleveland Browns really needed to draft a top shelf quarterback but instead got Brady Quinn. And the beat goes on...
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TylersaltAll-Star
894 days ago
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I think the Saints should be considered, if only because they're one of the more promising young teams in the league. New Orleans is definitely my team if it was not the Redskins, or if I were to bolt the maroon and gold.
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JuTMSY4Legend
894 days ago
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so you like the sox and redskins...how?
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
894 days ago
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Hang on a second. I am still trying to wrap my head around the meaning of Tylersalt's second sentence. Will return after I draw this out on a chalkboard.
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PolostatmanSoccer Kid
894 days ago
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You should become a Ravens fan. Art's gone. Baltimore fans hate the Stillers just as much as the Brownies.
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KelsdadAll-Star
894 days ago
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And us Jets fans are wondering how anyone could possibly be a Browns fan? I mean, "they’ve been short of great for a long time now, they never really show signs of getting better. I don’t understand the fan culture and I don’t see the team paying any dividends to those dedicated fans."
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
893 days ago
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J-E-T-S aren't the Browns-Browns-Browns.... but only by s teeny bit...
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Simms1156Div-I Stud
894 days ago
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I dont understand why u are not a browns fan anymore? I mean I know they suck but being a fan is about loyaly is it not? I know I could never stop being a Giants fan even if i tried
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InsanMajor Leaguer
894 days ago
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Exactly my point. Never EVER leave your team no matter how much they suck.
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TehLokiVarsity Captain
894 days ago
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Agreed. I've bene an Eagles fan since god knows how long. Even when we had Ray Rhodes...heh 3-13 love it. Stick with your team, they just had a great draft. Sto being a bandwagon jumper.
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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
893 days ago
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I've been a browns fan for 25 years, how does that make me a bandwagon jumper?
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
893 days ago
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CPCP made his stand long ago. He drew his line and THEY crossed it. This is personaaaaaaaaaaaal............
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Simms1156Div-I Stud
893 days ago
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no matter how long you are affiliated with a team you need to stay a fan. You cannot for any reason become a fan of a new team, at least not if your a serious fan. I am curious why are you switching teams? Is it because the browns suck because if so that is just weak
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
893 days ago
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He gave us all fair warning... They drafted Brady Quinn.
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TehLokiVarsity Captain
893 days ago
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Your point? They drafted an NFL ready QB, a Franchise Tackle. They have a potentially great WR in braylon Edwards, who had size, speed and hands before Calvin johnson and poeple seem to forget Edwards..they have Winslow Jr, who, wlthough never shuts up, is very reliable when healthy. All the browns need to do is get some CB's, DE's and 1 more LB and guess what? PLAYOFFS!
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WizardmanRed-Shirting
892 days ago
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Well, you still hate the Steelers and Ravens, that's good enough for me.
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FriskysmanVarsity Captain
890 days ago
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I came across this decision of yours a little late, but time to throw in my 2 cents, which I did in your original article but I'm guessing you haven't seen it yet so I will repeat myself: Seriously, this pisses me off. I don't know what kind of values your parents instilled in you as a kid, but loyalty obviously wasn't one of them. I have never viewed my sports rooting interests as ones to be chosen. Just like I didn't choose my parents, I didn't choose the Browns, Cavs, Indians and Buckeyes. I was born into them. I have weathered the good and the bad with all of them and I will continue to do so. There is no option of choosing a different team if one or more of those four don't win a championship within a given timeframe. Even dumb decisions (of which drafting Brady Quinn is NOT one) are not cause to give up on my team. If I ever gave up on the Browns, I would give up on the NFL altogether. I could respect you if you did that, but not if you are "shopping" for another team. I'll make it easy for you: choose the Patriots. Or choose the Colts and you can retroactively declare yourself the fan of a Super Bowl winner. Congrats man! It's been a long road for you but you finally got there! Seriously though, when (and I do mean WHEN) the Browns are good again, I don't want to smell your traitor ass within 50 miles of CBS.
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