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My Favorite Sport - Ping Pong!!!!!

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by user Jamel

Some parents get their kids to play football, some baseball, soccer, basketball, even snooker-- but not Jam Jam's momma and poppa- they bought little Jam Jam a beautiful ping pong table and he Forrest Gumped everyone's ass (it's also how he got all the ladies in college- boi yeah!)

Wow what a sport-

Discuss away

Tell me your favorite ping pong moment-- personally, on TV, what was your favorite ping pong match?- remember the 2005 Table Tennis Championship? Remember that shot? Superb stuff-

 


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JamelAll-American
902 days ago
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What no one wants to talk about ping pong??? WTF?
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
902 days ago
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You get to whack a little pristine white testicle looking ball with a paddle. Perfect.
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JamelAll-American
902 days ago
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See that's why snooker is bullshit- a white ball whacking things around- but you know what's worse- if you hit the black ball in on other games its a SCRATCH!!!- what a racist game- No, the only great game is bowling
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
902 days ago
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That's why I swap it with the good ole 8 ball.
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JamelAll-American
902 days ago
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What do you think is the best sport? I like bowling... I like the symbolism
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
902 days ago
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My favourite table tennis moment was Jan Owe Waldner getting to the Semi Finals of the 2006 Olympic Tournament. He was a former champion that had dropped to #5 in Sweden, which is about #1000 in the world... Yet he got to the last 4 of the Olympics beating about 7 Chinese players along the way. Which is good, apparently.
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
902 days ago
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His name was Jan Ove Waldner, sorry, and he was 37 at the time, something I neglected to mention. Which is like having a 40 year old tennis player.
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JamelAll-American
902 days ago
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Alex I think you will be pretty pumped about this- WHAT A RUSH!!! http://www.y...=Cy1uHLjMESY
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JamelAll-American
902 days ago
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Alex you bring up a great point-- due to the high demand that ping pong has on your body and the neglect it has to suffer most ping pong champions are in their early 20s. After that you can't compete- plus all the injuries start to add up- I guess that's why I love ping pong so much-- the excitement- the danger- the RUSH!!!!!!!!!!
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JamelAll-American
902 days ago
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Hey Alex- have you ever been playing ping pong and you are just in the zone? You know nothing can get past you, no one can beat you-- you are ping pong invincible.. wow.. WHAT A RUSH!!!!!!!!!
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
902 days ago
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I've never played table tennis. It's most popular in China, where about half a billion people play it (no exaggeration).
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JamelAll-American
902 days ago
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Alex you have no idea what your missing WHAT A RUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
902 days ago
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I'll contain my disappointment.
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JamelAll-American
902 days ago
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Yeah, real sports that require extreme amounts of stamina isn't your thing-- if you think its exhausting running a marathon or playing a shift in the NHL or sprinting down a football field or playing hours on end of tennis you haven't seen nothing-- hours of ongoing fast pace table tennis- only an elite athlete can really play this sport-

You stick to snooker

WHAT A RUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
902 days ago
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I gotta table in my dining room (and I don't eat off it) you wanna come over sometime Jam Jam? I didn't know black guys were good at table tennis. It's not really a twitch muscle sport... CSS
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IlliniEdVarsity
902 days ago
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I play beer pong. does that count?
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JuTMSY4Legend
902 days ago
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Yes Ed, Beerpong should count...
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JamelAll-American
902 days ago
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Beer bong????
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JamelAll-American
902 days ago
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CSS- not a twitch muscle sport- are you kidding me? it's fast twitch muscles working at their most extreme-- you need to have reflexes like a...... like a....jack rabbit waiting to hump another rabbit-- I don't know- whatever- but yeah table tennis/ping pong is getting huge in the hood-- all you need is some plywood, 2 paddles (we use our shoes) and a ball- they are pretty cheap. And yes Ed, beer pong does count-- have you ever been in the zone playing beer pong- like not matter what you couldn't miss? Hitting that glass from anywhere in the room-- WHAT A RUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Buck FudderPee Wee
902 days ago
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buck fudder
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JuTMSY4Legend
902 days ago
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Doesn't anyone recognize one of the greatest SNL sketches ever...and probably the best on the current decade...
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PeanMajor Leaguer
902 days ago
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i bet you do!
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JamelAll-American
902 days ago
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How does a cow bell and ping pong have in common Ju? Or do you play ping pong down by a river?
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ArnoldTPantsEsqVarsity
902 days ago
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I was in Thailand, playing Ping-Pong in Ding Dang. I was in a real high-stakes game in some opium den. Turned out the guys I was playing aren't the kind of guys who like to lose. After I beat them... they beat me. Worked me over pretty good. And this is hard to say... but they held me down... and they shoved a ping pong paddle up my ass. It's never been the same. I'm damaged goods.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
902 days ago
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You wouldn't happen to know a fellah named Clayton?
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JamelAll-American
902 days ago
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Damn Arnold that sounds horrible. I have learned one thing during my ping pong carrier- never ever go to Thailand and play a high stakes game in an opium den no matter what. Yeah you think you are going to make some good money, hustle them, you know kick some little Thai ass but it never turns out good. I should know. I also played in an opium den-- the guy cheated by blowing opium into my eyes for the winning ralley. When they found out I didn't really have the money and that I had wrapped 1 $100 bill around a few dollar bills they tried to beat me too- they cut off my paddle hand and now I have to play with a rubber one. Don't worry I made a come back and even landed a beautiful woman. Did they at least vasoline the handle?
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ArnoldTPantsEsqVarsity
902 days ago
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Wasn't the handle. I've been $#!++!@& pancakes ever since.
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JamelAll-American
902 days ago
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Wow dude that sounds horrible. I'll tell you one thing that I have learned from playing with a bunch of Thai's in an opium den-- always always wear your chastity butt belt-- it will protect you in a case such as this-- you lock that butthole up so no one can get at it- and more importantly shuv anything up it. I am sorry for what happened to you....... however, with a name such as yours I wonder..... did you enjoy it?
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Patrickburke1980All-American
902 days ago
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Jamel - next time can you link to a smaller video screen? Thanks.
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JamelAll-American
902 days ago
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I don't know what I'm doing-- if you mean the top youtube video that is what happens when you write a sports article and you include a youtube video-- plus I'm on drugs-- lots and lots of drugs- Hey have you ever played ping pong on speed???? WHAT A RUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! freakin ball comes at you like it's on crack- ha ha ha ha ha- your on speed and the ball is on crack-- I just got that-- anyway- ping pong is the bomb- I love smokin bongs- there great-- your great Patrick- thumbs up!
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
902 days ago
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I got a complaint from BWJM HQ about Mr. Burke's profanity.
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JamelAll-American
902 days ago
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Which one is the swear word?? Next? Time? Can? YOu? Link? To? A? Smaller? Video? Screen? Thanks?
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