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Mount Steinbrenner is set to erupt and so am I

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by user DRE-LO

It's amazing how the entire scope and perspective of a season can change within the span of under 48 hours. With the Yankees having a 1-0 lead in the division series and then having even the greater fortune of giving 38 year old Mike Mussina an extra day's rest, one almost had the inkling that a 2-0 lead with the eventual sweep was just around the corner.

Then the Tigers showed they belonged in the postseason.

Of course no team that wins 95 games and the wild-card is a fluke even if they did blow the division lead, and if the Yanks or anyone else thought that was the case, they thought wrong.

And then Kenny Rogers became a hero while the Yankees put up zero.

Kenny Rogers became Andy Pettitte, Randy Johnson and Tom Glavine all rolled into one tonight befuddling the Yankees and making them look like they were swinging at flies as opposed to a baseball. Rogers said this was the biggest game of his life and sure as hell pitched like it. It almost seemed as if he were waiting for this chance forever.

Tonight the strike zone was Mr Roger's neighborhood. And the Yanks were shown the door. Strike 1, Strike 2, sit down. Strike 1, Strike 2, back to the dugout. Strike 1, Strike 2, back to the drawing board.

I'm guessing that the Yanks neglected to scout Rogers before this game assuming that he would self-destruct again in the post-season.

To say this performance {if you can even call it that} was embarassing and disturbing would be like saying Britney Spears can't sing. Tell me something I don't know.

I'll tell you something I don't know. I'm not quite sure how high Steinbrenner' s blood pressure is going to rise or how much furniture he, I and plenty of Yankee faithful are willing to launch across our respective living rooms. I humbly pray for all our sakes that we have homeowner's insurance.

This would usually be the point of the article in which I examine, dissect and analyze the Yanks in order to point out weaknesses and come up with several enlightening reasons for the Yanks subpar play.

After racking my brain, I could only come up with the equivalent of the Yanks offense: nothing.

THERE IS NO EXCUSE AND THERE IS NO REASON!

The Yanks made the biggest splash of the trade deadline by nabbing Abreu as well as Lidle, have a leadoff batter in Damon and have a lineup so intimidating that it does not matter where you bat A-Rod.

Yet Kenny Rogers made this lineup look as intimidating as a game of tiddly winks last night. Somebody call Tom Emanski right now!!!

And I'm running out of patience with A-Rod's performance in the postseason. Even though is he definitely not the only culprit for this abomination, 1 for 11 in the series and 5 for 43 in the last 12 postseason games gives me little to no room for defense of A-Rod in the water cooler.

In fact, I'm not defending him nor any other current Yank for mediocrity when their team has been set up for greatness.

When this postseason started, the Yanks were the equivalent of how the Titanic looked at first. A beautiful and yet intimidating ship that looked unstoppable.

Well with the Yanks on the brink of elimination, this ship is headed straight for an iceberg. Now it's up to this veteran lineup to find it's stroke again. And they better because Jaret Wright is on the mound.

Jaret fricking Wright in an elimination game.

If the Yanks don't swerve out of the way of this iceberg, expect their ship to sink and expect a volcanic eruption.

From both Mount Steinbrenner and me.






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EroosterMajor Leaguer
1151 days ago
Score 6+-
This is the best news that I have heard all night. This comment will probably draw negative fire from the Yankee faithful, but I still had to comment anyway.
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
1151 days ago
Score 2+-
I love it! Ever since George has been playing his version of "Money-Ball" (2001 w/ the signing of Mike Mussina, the Yanks have been coming up small. They have no edge, no chemistry, and no clue how to win as a team. Let's Go Tigers!!!
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1151 days ago
Score 3+-
90% of baseball is pitching in defense, 40% is luck...

Don't worry, Yankee fans... Jeter will continue to carry this team into sweet tee times just as he ALWAYS does in the 'Aughties, since he's a proven 'winner' with 'intangibles' and all... (key the "Greatness" music in the key of B.S.)

If the Yanks do lose, you'll hear pins drop in the Bronx, and suddenly the Mets' fans will double in size...

And if the Big Bad Yankees magically find a way to win TWO WHOLE GAMES in a row, prepare for the loudmouths to erupt with "We had it the whole time", etc...
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1151 days ago
Score 2+-
DL, as for 'perspective changing" - I don't think the perspective was very clear to begin with... For obvious reasons ($$$), the Media WANTS NY in the Series. So they're bound to BLOW things out of proportion. Dare I say, Jeter's 5 for 5 was fairly insignificant in Game 1 victory? Yet it was ALL everyone talked about? He's "not afraid to fail" - that's because he's working on a 6 year run of $200 million dollar failure. There's no reason the Yankees should ever lose a game, let alone a series...
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SashaDiv-I Stud
1151 days ago
Score 1+-
And yet 7th inning down 8 nil... Seems as though the Tigers have screwed the pooch.
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DennisODellTee-Baller
1151 days ago
Score 2+-
How could this be? I thought Jeter was supposed to be money in Oct.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1151 days ago
Score 3+-
don't worry, he still is... ask any Yankee fan... Waah wah....
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Calebcherry
1151 days ago
Score 2+-
This is the second best piece of news to come from the MLB. Now I can't wait for baseball season to be over!
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Ron Sen, MDRed-Shirting
1151 days ago
Score 2+-
Although glad to see the latest dynasty-to-be consigned to the dingy scrap heap of false history, I can't trample Jeter. Great players rise to the occasion during the great moments, and Jeter has proven himself often enough to merit far more respect.
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XinophDraft Pick
1150 days ago
Score 2+-
Hey DRE, you claim to be a Yankees *and* a Mets fan on your userpage. While most fans of either team hate the other, you apparently have no problem liking both. So what are you worried about? You can always follow your *other* team. :)
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Anonymous Fanatic #2
1150 days ago
Score -1+-
I'm New York born and bred. Thus, I'm a NY fan. You know what, When the Tigers went up 6-0 on the Yanks. I turned away from the screen and went about my business. I knew damn well they weren't going to put up a fight. When Cano got that base hit in the 6th or 7th inning and the Tigers gave a mock ovation. I laughed my tail off. In these situations, humor is essential. This team didn't put up a fight and honesly the Royals could have probably beaten them three games in a row. I don't think I have seen any team play such a poor stretch of postseason baseball. So much for that subway series. Time to cheer on the Mets, a team that plays real baseball.
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DRE-LOAAA-er
1150 days ago
Score 0+-
It's be nice if I signed in.
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XinophDraft Pick
1150 days ago
Score 1+-
Uh-huh. I bet if you ask most Yankees or Mets fans, they would say a real Yankees or Mets fan has to hate the other team. Most Mets fans I know hate the Yankees more than I do, and I'm a die-hard Red Sox fan. So, you're kinda like all those Chicago fans who started watching the White Sox the instant it became clear they were good and the Cubs still sucked?
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J CunninghamVarsity Captain
1150 days ago
Score 3+-
Few things I enjoy more in sports than angry, upset Yankee fans. I love it when they can be reminded of the things us fans of other, "lesser" teams go through. 26 World Series titles and a $200 million payroll do not entitle you to a championship.
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Bobbyjim45Draft Pick
1150 days ago
Score 5+-
Sorry, I can't hear you. My new Tiger's hat covers my ears a little.
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XinophDraft Pick
1150 days ago
Score 0+-
Or your new Mets hat, if you're from NY :)
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Anonymous Fanatic #3
1150 days ago
Score -1+-
sorry x-boy, YANKEE fans would never wear a mets hat or any other baseball hat. sure, you have ManWAGON fans in every city but real baseball fans would never switch teams.
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Bobbyjim45Draft Pick
1150 days ago
Score 2+-
Real fans don't quit in October. It's your duty, Judy.
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Anonymous Fanatic #3
1150 days ago
Score -1+-
that was weird
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Bobbyjim45Draft Pick
1150 days ago
Score 1+-
have you seen the ESPN commercials with Tommy Lasaorda?
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Calebcherry
1150 days ago
Score 1+-
that is probably the best thing i've ever heard. haha.

now just get the lions to be.... something.

winners would be nice.
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XinophDraft Pick
1150 days ago
Score 0+-
Tell that to DNL, AF3, not me. He claims to be a fan of *both* teams. Lay into him, he's the one trying to "spread the love." ;-)
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The sharkDraft Pick
1150 days ago
Score 1+-
"The Curse of the 21st Century" is underway...

...or "The Curse of Steinbrenner's Stupid Spending"...

...or "The Curse of Samll-Rod"...

...or...
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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
1150 days ago
Score 1+-
How about the Curse of a poorly run team with too many overpaid, overly old has-beens.
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Anonymous Fanatic #3
1150 days ago
Score 1+-
how bout the Curse of mussina, e-5, johnson, sheffield???? don't worry ANTI Yankees.....they will all be shipped out of NY real soon. and according to MANROD, there are over 20 teams that would gladly take him. hopefully, e-5 won't invoke his NO-TRADE clause!!!! i would ship him out tomorrow.
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The BeastAAA-er
1150 days ago
Score 0+-
It may erupt, but it'll be fun watching.
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