More Christmas Shopping To Do
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From: http://afraidofedhochuli.blogspot.com/
Christmas is getting closer (and since my article Afraid of Ed Hochuli: I'm Going Christmas Shopping got such a good response) and I feel that it is time to get each team some new music to listen to. Because what is better then some new music when the grind gets you down?
In Alphabetical order:
1. Arizona Cardinals - Master of Reality - Black Sabbath Did you really think they would contend? Their win over Seattle in week 2 was a fluke.
2. Atlanta Falcons – Wish You Were Here - Pink Floyd. They would love to have Vick and Mora back…sheesh…
3. Baltimore Ravens - Back in Black - AC/DC. Was the Pats “near-win” a fluke? I don’t know…did you see the drubbing that they took from Indy?
4. Buffalo Bills – The Invisible Band – Travis
Are they even still playing?
5. Carolina Panthers – Bad - Michael Jackson. ‘Nuff said.
6. Chicago Bears – Who's Next - The Who. The Quarterback Carousel continues to turn.
7. Cincinnati Bengals – We're Only in It for the Money - Frank Zappa What happened to this team’s heart? They have fallen off the map.
8. Cleveland Browns - Like a Prayer – Madonna. This seems like a miracle, doesn’t it?
9. Dallas Cowboys – Master of Puppets - Metallica. [1] Why? Because we all know that this team is NOT being run by Wade Phillips. It is either Jason Garrett or Jerry Jones.
10. Denver Broncos – The Chronic - Dr. Dre. Great, so he wasn’t suspended…but really Travis Henry? Second-hand smoke? I am playing my “bull” card right now.
11. Detroit Lions – Nevermind – Nirvana. 10 wins? Nope.
12. Green Bay Packers - This Year's Model - Elvis Costello. Favre has stepped up his play with a team made up of no-names. This year is different.
13. Houston Texans – All the Young Dudes - Mott the Hoople. This team is filled with young talent. They might be something to fear in the future.
14. Indianapolis Colts – Mr. Excitement! - Jackie Wilson. Is Manning angry about the Pats talk? Does it matter?
15. Jacksonville Jaguars – At Last - Etta James. This team was supposed to contend for the division, and after several lackluster performances they look to be on track to at least get close.
16. Kansas City Chiefs – The "Chirping" Crickets - Buddy Holly Hear that? That is their run game. Yes Kolby has been good…but come on…
17. Miami Dolphins – Rumours - Fleetwood Mac. So many rumors: Will they get #1 overall? Will Cam Cameron be fired? Will They go winless?
18. Minnesota Vikings – Purple Rain – Prince. Should be Purple “Reign”. They have become good all of a sudden…a plus: Prince is from Minneapolis.
19. New England Patriots – Thriller - Michael Jackson. They have played a lot of close games recently, but they still lead a lot of thrilling games.
20. New Orleans Saints – The Bends - Radiohead. The inconsistent play is making fans physically ill.
21. New York Giants – Unplugged in New York – Nirvana. Yeah, they beat the Eagles, but this Manning can be rattled.
22. New York Jets – Highway to Hell - AC/DC. Straight down the tubes.
23. Oakland Raiders – Los Angeles – X. The Raiders moved from LA back to Oakland and no one noticed. Now LA wants a team…will Oakland be the team? If they keep playing this poorly…
24. Philadelphia Eagles – Workingman's Dead - Grateful Dead. The workingman’s city has to be a bit frustrated with the struggles of their team.
25. Pittsburgh Steelers – Rust in Peace - Megadeth. They are going to make the playoffs, and they have a very dangerous team, but a guarantee…against the Pats…really?
26. St. Louis Rams – Eliminator - ZZ Top. They play the Packers and Steelers in the next two weeks, and the only thing they can do now is try and spoil their playoff hopes.
27. San Diego Chargers – What's Going On - Marvin Gaye. They are 8-5 on a 3 game win-streak, but not convincing. They are near a Division Championship (in a weak division) but inconsistent. They better start putting it together if they are to make a splash in the playoffs.
28. San Francisco 49ers – After the Gold Rush - Neil Young. Wasn’t this team supposed to contend this year?
29. Seattle Seahawks – Bringing It All Back Home - Bob Dylan. The Hawks are 4-time division champs. Next goal: 2 seed.
30. Tampa Bay Buccaneers – Help! - The Beatles. They are so close…but they can’t seem to seal it.
31. Tennessee Titans – Are You Experienced - The Jimi Hendrix Experience. This team is basing it’s future around young players. That is great, let’s just hope that it will pay out sooner rather then later.
32. Washington Redskins - Bridge Over Troubled Water. - Simon and Garfunkel This team has been fun to watch the last two weeks. Sean Taylor will be missed. Applause to the Skins for running a defensive play last week in the vein of the “Missing Man Formation”.
Now, go have a great time with your new "beats".
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