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Mitchell Recommends An Undercover-- I Know the Right Man for the Job

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by Jamel

So I just watched Mitchell talk about the Mitchell report................huh..........is that a coincidence?? weird....

Anyway, he mentioned that he recommends that an undercover investigative team be hired and have the same protective rights as internal FBI investigative dudes.

He also wrote that there is no current test able to detect Hgh-- however, I looked up on the all powerful internet this little fact

Monday, October 25, 1999 Published at 23:04 GMT 00:04 UK

Mice 'make human proteins in semen' By BBC News Online Science Editor Dr David Whitehouse

Scientists have genetically engineered mice to produce human proteins in their semen, which may allow drugs to be farmed from genetically-modified (GM) livestock.

Living organisms are designed to make proteins, and in recent years scientists have harnessed this natural ability to make protein drugs.

One example is using genetically-modified bacteria to produce insulin. Creating animals which produce the proteins in easily-collectable body fluids means a lifetime's supply of the drug.

The mice created by Francois Pothier and colleagues at Laval University, Canada, secrete human growth hormone (hGH) in their ejaculate.

http://online.sfsu.edu/~rone/GEessays/humansemenmice.htm

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So what we really need is a guy who will collect semen samples from the players and rat them out. Who do I know...who do I know....who do I know... semen......ejaculate.....men...... collecting the sample..... hummm.mmm...... sex with rats........ hummmmm.... I knew an Anon last night that would be right for the job..... wait--- WHAT ABOUT...

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So that's my advice. I think I have the right man for the job.

Any other suggestions?

 

A Jam-Jam productions


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JamelAll-American
720 days ago
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oh come on- this was funny!
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
720 days ago
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It would be funny if it was on ArmchairGeneticallyModified.com
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
720 days ago
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Paige & Mariotti - The Hardly Boys, and Facktard feels "a clue" coming on...
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