Michael Vick Would Have Been Better Off Raping a Woman…

Now before everybody wants to electrocute me and nail my ass to the cross, let me just say don’t shoot the messenger! Those aren’t my words, but a dumbass was dumb enough to say this and more…

"It's really a sad day in this country when somehow ... Michael Vick would have been better off raping a woman if you look at the outcry of what happened. Had he done that, he probably would have been suspended for four games and he'd be back on the field. But because this has become a political issue, all of a sudden the commissioner has lost his stomach for it."

Feel free to start writing all those wonderful emails and direct them to The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette and one of its reporters, Paul Zeise. Mr. Zeise, or complete bonehead comment, aired on a local television show during a discussion about Ron Mexico’s Dog Show on "Sports Showdown." And we all thought Emmitt Smith and Deion Sanders were completely ignorant! Since the local TV station that runs "Sports Showdown" has apologized for airing the show and said that Zeise won't be invited back, and the Post-Gazette issued an apology for Zeise's "insensitive and offensive remarks." Wow, you don’t say?

So Vick would’ve been better off raping somebody, huh? Uh, hey Mr. Blockhead…Do you remember that whole thing with Kobe Bryant a couple years back? When he allegedly raped somebody? Yeah, remember that whole ordeal? Or are you somehow related to those Geico cavemen? Or perhaps you are related to Vick himself…Why, I see a similarity in both of the thought processes and mental capacities. It’s definitely lacking! I’m just guessing, um, Kobe Bryant would beg to differ on this one, pal! I suppose you’re a Dave Bliss and Rae Carruth supporter too! Just like Johnnie Cochran said, "If the gloves don’t fit, you must acquit!" In your free time are your running the O.J. Simpson fan club too?

Let’s just say MV7 did rape somebody…How would he be better off? He would still be in the public eye for all the wrong reasons…Falcons training camp would still be a paparazi haven. His sponsors would still be jumping off his sinking ship faster than Britney Spears takes off her panties. Joey Harrington would still be the starting quarterback in Atlanta, although he wouldn’t be forming Good Newz Kennels, but Vick would still be public enemy number one just as Kobe was! So I’m just guessing Z-Man had to have gone to the Clinton Portis School of Logic & Thinking to say something as ill-mannered as this! Where the motto is… "Dumbassism in the highest regards!"

Now true, he's entitled to the opinion…Just what kind of dumbass tries to compare two sinister crimes as he did and coming to the conclusion that rape is less troublesome for our society to handle than dog fighting. Hell, if Terrell Owens didn’t want to discuss the topic at all this past weekend…Again, the CPSL&T degree is showing quite nicely! It goes without saying, you my friend, must’ve graduated with honors! Sure, the powerful & highly influential organization such as PETA would have been barking and wanting Vick’s head served up in a platinum doggie bowl…Rather, we would be hearing from various rape organizations. Again…Just ask Kobe about that one! I really would like to know what he thinks! Why, it could be a spin off of "Who’s Now"….Dog fighting Allegations vs. Rape Allegations! For that’s how absurd you look, Paul Zeise!

For further, in depth coverage on this stupidity…

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/07212/805689-237.stm

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