Meow, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree

by Suckatsports

What happens when Bill Belichick has an affair with one of the women in marriages he's broken up? He gives birth to Eric Mangini - he's tubby, he's crabby, and he likes to cheat. In a report from another credible source, who doubles as an offensive genius in the offseason, Brian Billick says the Jets cheated in their own way.

> "They did an outstanding job. I credit the New York Jets. Their defensive line and linebackers did a very, very effective job of illegally simulating the snap count," Billick said. "They did it the whole game long. It needs to be caught."

I don't understand, did Brian have this speech all ready in case he lost? And then he just let out, even though he won? He knows he won, right? I know that last drive scared him, but thanks to that the Jets covered for me. I can't wait till he get that blazing offense running up and down the field, that'll be any day now.

This is what gets me though, these guys yell all sorts of things to each other to throw them off their game. They'll crack jokes to make them laugh, they'll even say things about their mothers to make them flinch or make them mad, a la Marco Materazzi. But really, the thing that gets flagged is some illegal sounding hut-hut-hut noises? Am I the only that finds these rules just a little bizarre? So, professional athletes can hold their concentration and their temper when someone is talking about cornholing their mom, but when it comes to snap counts, slow down buddy.

Seems to me like there's a mix up of priority there. The humanity! Where does the cheating stop? Soon, they'll be tackling people with the ball.

Billick: Jets 'illegally' simulated snap count Sunday [Yahoo Sports]

Materazzi reveals slang about family [SI.com]

Photo Credit: Billick on Match Game [East Coast Bias]

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