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Memo to Matt Millen: Hire Reese and Draft Stanton

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by user AWeiner18

To: Matt Millen From: The Sports Doctor

Dear Mr. Millen,

As The Sports Doctor, I advise you to make two decisions before you do something stupid. First, since you are given yet another chance to be part of the pathetic Lions organization, I would hire someone that knows how to run a football team because clearly you are not capable of doing so. Hire Floyd Reese, the longtime Titan's general manager, because he knows how to handle rosters. He has had success with the draft (drafting Vince Young, Pacman Jones), hiring coaches (offensive coordinator Norman Chow), and trades (running back Travis Henry). He might not be the top canidate, but he clearly is the best choice out there, unless you can woo Ron Wolf out of General Manager free agency.

The second decision you need to make is to not draft a quarterback in the first round and trade for extra draft picks. With that said, draft quarterback Drew Stanton with your second round pick. He is big, athletic, and can fit right into Mike Martz's system and Stanton is a hometown legend. Your approval rating might go up from 0% to 0.02%!

That is all. Do me a favor: please play the cards right.


The Sports Doctor

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The BeastAAA-er
1063 days ago
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You took my letter idea! It's okay, I'm sure I wasn't the first to invent it. I agree with the Drew Stanton idea 99%.
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False ProphetAll-Star
1063 days ago
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no, its been done several times before...
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AWeiner18Varsity
1063 days ago
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Yeah I use to do it all the time so I brought it back again.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1063 days ago
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I think you may be putting yourself in position to get sued for malpractice, Dr Sports Doctor. Do you not abide by the Hypocritical Oath? The correct diagnosis should have been to recommend that the Lions undergo a complete Millenectomy... It's the only cure.
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AWeiner18Varsity
1062 days ago
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You are a funny one Manny Stiles.
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