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Memo to John Paxson

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by Ea34


Dear Mr. Paxson,

You blew it! Everything your franchise has been working toward since the retirement of the man who legitimized you as anything more than a mildly effective spot-up shooter, you've doused with lighter fluid and torched.

I understand that it’s fun to be “loaded with young talent” and an “up and coming” team every year, but you were given the opportunity to trade for the NBA’s best player at price you could afford, and you… passed? For what? Luol Deng? You mean the same Luol Deng that passed on you by turning down a 5-year, $50 million contract extension? While Deng is clearly an excellent young player, even of he sticks around, he will never come close to having the impact of Kobe Bryant, both on the floor and in the cash register.

Since the end of the Michael Jordan era in 1998, the Chicago Bulls have focused on accumulating young talent and freeing up loads of cap space, all with an eye toward making a bold move to attract superstar talent returning to title contention in the NBA.

Heading into the season, your rumored trade for the NBA’s best player, Kobe Bryant, seemed inevitable. For a package consisting of some combination of Ben Gordon, Tyrus Thomas, Ben Wallace, Kirk Hinrich (but NOT Luol Deng!), plus cash and draft picks, the Bulls were on the doorstep of acquiring the best player of the post-Jordan era. However, as was the case with Pau Gasol, and Kevin Garnett before him, Kobe Bryant proved to be just a mirage- the latest in a series of attempts by the Bulls to complete their return to the NBA’s elite. After a decade of planning and scheming for a way to attract a top-flight NBA show-stopper to the Bulls, you not only failed to grab the best opportunity that will EVER present itself to you, you succeeded in turning the Chicago Bulls into a joke. Congratulations, you have officially supplanted the Knicks as the NBA’s “Team Who Cried Superstar” most often without acquiring an actual game-changing playmaker.

For all of the young talent on the Bulls, this is still a flawed team plagued by chronic issues like their slow starts to every season, as well as the lack of both an inside scoring threat and a bona fide “go-to guy”, not to mention the improvement of several teams at the top of the Eastern Conference. If these issues weren’t troublesome enough, a whole new series of obstacles are poised to slam the window shut on the championship aspirations of this Bulls’ era:

  • Both Luol Deng and Ben Gordon turned down 5-year, $50 million contract extensions before the start of the season. The ultimatum that is presents is simple- pay one (or both) of these solid #2 players superstar money ($13+ million/year), or turn back the clock to the 1999-2000 season.
  • After years of hoarding cap space, the man you finally elected to make a huge commitment to, one-time defensive stopper and rebounding specialist Ben Wallace, is a complete bust and looks to have aged about a decade in a little over a year. In addition to having lost his game, at a price tag of $44 million over the next three seasons (including 2007-08), he has NO trade value until he becomes Theo Ratliff 2.0 during the 2009-10 season, with his $14 million salary poised to come off the books.
  • Your other big-money man, Kirk Hinrich (owed $47.5 million thru 2011-12, including 200-08), is an inconsistent, foul-prone (3.33/game for his career) point guard, who’s not much of a shooter from the field (41.1% career; 37.3% in 2007-08).
  • Finally, for all the talk of highway robbery that circled around your trade of Eddy Curry to the New York Knicks, what do you really have to show for it? Well, you paid Tim Thomas to go away (he thrives elsewhere), I think Mike Sweetney and Jermaine Jackson parked my car at an Applebee’s last week, Tyrus Thomas is a very nice players (but’s he’s Shawn Marion without a Steve Nash), and Joakim Noah will go down as one of the most useless top-ten pick in recent memory. Hell, at least Curry’s good for double-figure points!


So let’s get this straight, in your time running the Bulls, you didn’t trade a guy who would resign with you in order to acquire the planet’s best player, you threw gobs of cash at two flawed and overrated players, and you traded Eddy Curry (an underachiever in his own right) for a package of 5 players, only two of whom are on your team today- and they’re giving you a stellar 11.6 points, 8.6 rebounds per game?

Man, you are a terrible GM! Lucky for you Isiah Thomas is still running amock in New York. Otherwise, the NBA might be focusing on what a joke you’ve turned the Bulls into!


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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
708 days ago
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Didnt the Bulls beat the Wizards last night?
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Ea34Div-I Stud
708 days ago
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Yes, yes they. And by logging that stellar victory, aided by their 41% field goal %, they "improved" to 9-14. Hey, that's good enough for a virtual tie (still .009 behind the Milwaukee Bucks) for last place in the Central Division and a tie for 12th in the Eastern Conference (with the powerhouse Charlotte Bobcats!).
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Ea34Div-I Stud
708 days ago
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At least they still hold a 2 and 3 game leads over Knick and the Heat!
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
708 days ago
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Kobe Bryant has been running his mouth off at Lakers management for a few seasons now. He aired his issues with the front office in the media and has provided conflicting statements regarding his desire to remain in Los Angeles.

Kobe Bryant cares about Kobe Bryant.

And if it is his destiny to become a Chicago Bull, this attitude is also part of the package.

How long would it be until Bryant bitches about wanting out of Chicago?

Deja-vu.
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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
708 days ago
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Eh... I wouldnt go all up in arms just yet at the 23 game mark of the season. That team is too talented to be that bad, especially in that bad of a conference.
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Ea34Div-I Stud
708 days ago
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You're right, 23 games is still very early in the season. However, this is NOT a team that has the look of a title contender, Deng and/or Gordon may be gone before long, and the their big-money commitments are to non-difference-makers. I may be among the first to say it, but this Bulls era is dangerously close to flaming out without paying any dividends.
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CRS-ONEVarsity Captain
708 days ago
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I can feel your pain, but I don't completely blame in on Paxson. It's not his fault that Deng, Gordon and co. have royally sucked this year or that Ben Wallace became a punchline. The Bulls are a young team that is very deep and will right themselves before you know it.
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Ea34Div-I Stud
708 days ago
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To be fair, I am a die-hard Laker fan! I'm just glad the Lakers didn't get saddled with the Bulls' castoffs! Maybe I'm wrong, but I think perceptions of the Bulls' depth and talent are somewhat ahead of reality. Other than Deng, Tyrus Thomas and Gordon (2/3 of Allen Iverson on a good day, nothing more), I don't see a whole lot of front-line talent on their roster.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
708 days ago
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Ea34 - you are welcome to keep Kobe Bryant as a LA Laker for the rest of his career.
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Ea34Div-I Stud
708 days ago
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THANKS!!!
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KelsdadAll-Star
708 days ago
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Just because the most selfish player in NBA history won six rings in Chicago doesn't mean the second most selfish will do the same.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
707 days ago
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Why the hate on Pippen!!??  :)
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CRS-ONEVarsity Captain
708 days ago
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What the Bulls need so desperately is someone who can be a low post threat. But then again, half the league is.
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
708 days ago
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Kobe wanted to play with Luol Deng. That's why the trade with the Lakers didn't happen. Trade for Gasol and everything will work out for the Bulls.
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CRS-ONEVarsity Captain
707 days ago
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I like the Gasol trade a lot. Do it, Pax.
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Anonymous Fanatic #2
707 days ago
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Are you kidding me, roboblogger? Have you no memory whatsoever of the Jerry-Krause-Post-Jordan Bulls? They were one of the worst teams every year, no matter who they drafted, and no decent free agents ever considered going to Chicago.

Until Paxson took over.

Now, even if they can't get over the hump and win a finals with this team, you can't reasonably assert that Paxson has been a failure - not at this point, anyway. Paxson has years left to prove that he can build a great team, but we already know he can build a competitive team out of complete trash. If, in the next year of so, he can get that one star shooter they need, without giving up too much, you'll see the Bulls in the finals. If not, you'll still see them in the postseason.

Sorry, but yours was a lousy take.
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Ea34Div-I Stud
697 days ago
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Are we calling it a success? A talented-but-underachieving team that produces a few above-average seasons in a weak conference before a wave of free agent departures (it's coming) send them slinking back to the lottery. Not exactly a resounding success. Being happy with this run indicates a loser's mentality.
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OneflydudeAll-American
697 days ago
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Its funny how Chicago tried to outbid Detroit on Ben Wallace, but they ended up getting a bum. He was a big help in Chicago's succedd last year, but he's become the Ben Wallace from the 05-05 season
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OneflydudeAll-American
697 days ago
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Pardon me, 05-06
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Ea34Div-I Stud
697 days ago
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A lot of people thought the Pistons would be devastated by losing him, instead it's the Bulls who ended up with a shell of what they thought they were getting. Looks like Dumars knew what he was doing when he let Wallace walk.
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