Mayo to Try Out for Bengals

In a desperate attempt to make the Cincinnati Bengals roster, High School Basketball prospect, O.J. Mayo was found guilty of carrying marijuana. He and three others were found guilty of a misdemeanor. Unfortunately for Mayo, he was not arrested.

Mayo told the media, "The team told me I had to be arrested if I wanted to make the team. It's unfortunate because I have tried very hard to make it. I beat up a freshman, knocked down a referee, and now I carried pot. I thought I would be welcomed with open arms, but the team told me that my actions were too soft. I guess I'll have to step my game up."

The club said that Mayo must be accused or arrested on more serious accounts if he is to make the team.

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ChristofMVP

994 days ago

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You sure he was not trying out for Ohio State?

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Dukeboy999Varsity Captain

993 days ago

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First off, your ruining his rep, by making up a story about him that involves a crime he didn't commit. Not to mention that carrying Marijuana isn't a crime. Possesion of it is a crime though.

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BigPPupMajor Leaguer

993 days ago

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Hey a little slander never hurt anyone.

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The BeastAAA-er

993 days ago

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First off, LA Times reported that he and four others were cited for possession of marijuana. If you don't believe me here is the USA Today recap (http://www.u...N.htm?csp=34) and the AP's (http://www.t...16874344.htm). Pretty accurate sources I might say. So I am not making up a story about Mayo and pot. Instead of posting a boring recap about Mayo's law troubles, I just added a little flava flave to it by throwing it the Cincy joke.

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BigPPupMajor Leaguer

992 days ago

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Its a solid historical fiction you got going right there

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The BeastAAA-er

992 days ago

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Could be fact. Mayo is a Cincy fan.

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