Mascot...

I'm not too thrilled that we have a mascot, but there's little I can do about it. After delaying the naming ceremony for almost a week, the Steelers announced the name of our new, beloved mascot - Steely McBeam. Don't care for the mascot; don't care for the name. The name makes me envision a member of a high school chess team. No offense; I love chess, but I don't think it sounds good for a blue-collar, hard-nosed football team.

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InsanMajor Leaguer

861 days ago

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At least his name is not "Rowdy" and he's not dressed up like a gay cowboy (not that theres anything wrong with that).

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BigPPupMajor Leaguer

861 days ago

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Thats the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life. I'm ashamed of the Steelers

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JuTMSY4Legend

861 days ago

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Douchey mcNutterfuck?

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JuTMSY4Legend

861 days ago

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Ok...even i feel bad for the steelers now...heh... Ok, i'm laughing really hard...Steely McBeam, you're shitting me...

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MegECass110AAA-er

861 days ago

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He sounds like Screech's best friend on Saved by the Bell. If Screech had a best friend.

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PeanMajor Leaguer

861 days ago

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Come on now! Screech's best friend was Zack!

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MegECass110AAA-er

861 days ago

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Zack may have acted like his best friend, but in reality he knew he was waaaaaaaaaay to cool to legitimately hang out with him in public. They showed have named the mascot Steely Dan.

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JuTMSY4Legend

861 days ago

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Zack Morris was not cool...just loaded

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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer

861 days ago

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Have him enter the stadium to "Reelin in the Years"?

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MegECass110AAA-er

861 days ago

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Exactly. The owner's name is Dan Rooney, it makes perfect sense. And Zack Morris, past and present, is incredibly attractive.

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PeanMajor Leaguer

861 days ago

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"The name makes me envision a member of a high school chess team."

Alex McHolowczak?

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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer

861 days ago

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And everyone doubted DNL when he said you were a zinger a minute...

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PeanMajor Leaguer

861 days ago

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see i can go after Alex!

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JuTMSY4Legend

861 days ago

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I'd give you more plusses if i could... Someone call Nick Diamond ASAP

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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer

861 days ago

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"...but I don't think it sounds good for a blue-collar, hard-nosed football team." Why aren't you worried about having Ben Roethlisberger as your quarterback then?

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