Mark Cuban Reaches New Heights As Grand Puba Of Douchebaggery

I'm just wondering how an article with douchebaggery in the title got more votes than the Simmons piece I wrote. Man my feelings are hurt. (Not really)

The term "douchebaggery" well describes what has happened here. It is a common symptom of douchebagitis, which is a medical condition that affects millions of people worldwide. Many people don't even know they have it.

douche·bag·it·is- pronounced [doosh-buhg-ahyt-tis] - noun

-A brain disease which affects the mind and related actions. Causes: unknown. Symptoms- possessing high levels of douchebagness or douchebaggery, constantly saying or doing things that cause others to call, term, or otherwise label you a douche bag. People with douchebagitis can generally lead normal lifes, but will occasionally suffer attacks without warning. If you encounter someone with douchebagitis, be careful, it can sometimes be contagious. It is best to look directly at them, point, and call them a douche bag, then leave the area if possible.

If you're referring to an article about Bill Simmons, it would have gotten more votes had you included douchebaggery as he is the supa dupa grand puba.