Marion Jones...Out of the Closet and All Juiced Up...
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by LastRow
Wow who would have thought? I mean her performance after the Olympics had been so impressive that I never would have guessed this... And I never even heard her name being mentioned in this investigation..
I might add I have been living on Mars...In a cave...Under a rock....With earplugs in my hat rack for the past 7 years. Honestly though I must say, I'm positively shocked! No, wait.... Now I'm lying. And in an equally shocking story, the sky is blue. Seriously, who in their right mind didn't know that she cheated?! Her husband and her boyfriend were both busted and Hunter ratted her out a long time ago. The worst part may be the way she had the stones to personally attack reporters who pursued the story, a la Pete Rose…Discredit Victor Conte, nobody does that and gets away with it! Nobody! It’s not like he had nothing better to do sitting in front of those 20/20 cameras, picking the name Marion Jones out of that blue sky! We all know "Milk does a body good", but come on…Milk was coming out of our noses!
I’m just a little curious about a few things here… So which MLB team will she be signing with? Certainly if there’s still a market for Balco Bonds, there’s one for Marion too! Speaking of which…
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God, I love playing the role of Candy the Stripper...I'm such a tease!
