Making a List and Checking It Twice

by FIOMattyH

Happy Holidays to all of the loyal FIO readers out there. I hope everyone got what they wanted from Santa. Sorry I haven't been around in awhile... I've actually been pretty busy handing out Christmas presents to various people in the sporting universe. There have been some naughty people this year - and yes, I'm talking to you, Roger Clemens - but there were still plenty of gifts to go around. Here's just a sampling of some of the presents I was able to give out this year...

Tony Romo's stocking was jam-packed with good stuff, including: a) an ice pack and a wrap for the sore thumb; b) a wig and sunglasses for Jessica (so the cameras can't find her in the stands); and c) a muzzle, which can be used on either Terrell Owens or Jerry Jones - it could come in handy when the playoffs roll around.

As per their request, I got all of these guys coupons for one free shot of HGH (redeemable at any local BALCO lab): Andy Pettite, Jason Giambi, Jose Canseco, Rodney Harrison, and Trey Wingo.

Thanks to Mitchell & Ness, I got somethin' really nice for my man, LeBron James : it's a custom-made, authentic #23 "Brooklyn Nets" jersey.

I got all of the Denver Nuggets starters one free appointment at the tattoo removal shop.

Luckily for Rich Rodriguez... (Read the full article here: Making a List and Checking It Twice)