Madness in the LastRow
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by user LastRow
Some people might be thinking this LastRow character must be “be pretty pissed at the world”…For he never writes a positive opinion on anything at all. Please excuse me, I didn’t know we were all still in third grade here. What should Miss Johnson do, put me in the corner and take my computer privileges away for the day for being bad? Perhaps she should move my desk next to hers so she can keep a better eye on me, and she can show me there’s a lot more positive outlook on sports than I see. But Miss Johnson, “I like to laugh…I’m not like all the other knuckleheads on here, I mean in this class who can’t see that.” Looks as if Miss Johnson needs to do some teaching on the word “sarcasm”.
Lets first start by defining the term “sarcasm” shall Wie, oh shit, the wrong usage of the word “we”. “Sarcasm” – A form of wit that is marked by the use of sarcastic language and is intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule. “Is intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule,”…Wow, what ya know, I’ve been using “sarcasm” in its truest sense of the form all along. So Miss Johnson do I get an “A” for the day? What a relief, I was beginning to think I started to need some kind of counseling to better understand…Well, maybe I still do need counseling involving some aspects in my life, but that’s not the kind of Chatter for the LastRow? “You know Miss Johnson the letter “A” is the first letter in the word Asshole.”
Yeah, I rant about all the negative shit that’s goes on in sports, but from my definition of sarcasm, hopefully you knuckleheads understand why now? What’s the sense of reporting the “My Wish” kind of stories….No, I’m not knocking that, for I too have my own limitations outside the “LastRow”. I’m just saying we never get an opportunity to hear all the bad shit in sports get made fun of, except on the damn late night television shows during the monologues. Or if we do, they beat the horse until it’s dead…Hi T.O. The “professional” who gets paid for reporting sports don’t have the balls to spit their views honestly, for fear whether or not they’ll be reporting to work the next day, so they are those cute little puppets like ones we would see on Sesame Street. Everything has censorship, besides why report other peoples news anyway…Isn’t that right “Manny”? There’s no fun in that shit. Far be it from me to label myself as a “professional”…I’m just a disgruntled non-“professional” sports writer whose sitting in the LastRow because his university Communications program for lack of a better term sucked. Shit, I even make fun of myself up here, which by the way isn’t hard to do. I’m sure all my fans will agree & do continue to do so. Really now, if you can’t laugh why even exist? Momma should’ve swallowed us when she had the chance! Don’t we just love to pry fun at the athletes who F-UP & deserve it?
By the way “Manny” you spell 'to sense', “Two Cents”…Although certainly that’s nothing Miss Johnson shouldn’t have any problems working with you to correct this misusage of words. Might I recommend some after school help. Her one-on-one after school lesson really works wonders. All in all my goal is just simply to raise some eyebrows, create some chatter, integrate some “sarcasm”, create fans & enemies, and if now of these appeal to you liking the LastRow is always a great place to scratch your…Nobody will ever notice being this high up. So now that I’ve explained some of the madness that occurs in the LastRow, I encourage you in the near future to look for the “Apocolypse is coming” article due to all that is bad in pro sports. First I must concur with Miss Johnson to get a better understanding of “Apocolypse”…For I am Norm of Miss Johnson’s class.
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Date
Tue 07/18/06, 6:48 pm EST
