MY CITY CAN BEAT UP YOUR CITY

Did you know the Bears were the first team to actually watch tape to prepare for opponents? The first team to have daily practices? They were also the first team to put a refrigerator on the field. And that guy Dick Butkis is pretty cool. Remember how he used to growl at opponents when lining up? That was AWESOME!

Chicago also doesn't have fans that whore themselves off to opposing cities either. That is pretty impressive for hometown loyalty and support.

And look at the bears now:

Brian Urlacher - AWESOME Devin Hester - AWESOME Robbie Gould - AWESOME Olin Kreutz - AWESOME (they even made a rule about him because he does funny things with his hands before the snap)

Rex Grossman - HE'S A REALLY NICE GUY

Like how they toyed with the Arizona Cardinals last year? Crown their ass! Well almost but...

I'll never cease to chuckle when I think of Denny Green. I really think that goes down as the biggest NFL post-game press conference meltdown ever! He was so pissed off. "The ARE who we THOUGHT they were! And WE LET 'EM OFF THE HOOK!" What a dope!

Lee Elia is still the champion for ALL SPORTS in terms of post-game press conferences.

STEROIDS?! Did someone finally mention STEROIDS!

Lee Elia - CLASSIC http://www.y...=uv23pqH9iG0

Yeah, but this could be a nice break from steroids. Happy Friday. Wocka wocka. GO BEARS!

[Me too...]

great minds think alike...

My city's gonna kick your city's ass, Beast.

Real good one there!

it was a joke, "Beast." No need to hate on me for that via -'s. (not that I really care about rankings, I just thought we were bros like that...)

Sorry Tyrone, I don't think Manny's coming over here. This thread is an obvious breeding ground for flamewars and that's just not his "Stile"

And Tavaris Jackson. You guys got him! And there's nothing better for squad morale than a team sponsored boat cruise!

I mean, what other team bonds by having that type of Boat cruise? Is that not great?

It's pretty cool. I heard that they imported the whores from Phoenix.

no. PHX isn't of high enough quality. They got them from ATL

Lost its first NHL franchise due to fan and owner disinterest, almost lost its baseball team due to having an extremely ugly ballpark/lease agreement, only legendary ballplayer beat women, NFL franchise on the "Love Boat", NBA basketball team screws up year after year despite having KG... (must I go on?)

ATL? Man, Mike Vick has his hand in all the pots!

Homerwise, I'm going Philly... But yeah, St. Louis, Chicago, San Fran, Philly and portion of NY (if we could take out all the idiots)

Any city willing to bring in an idiot like Ricky Williams should be disqualified from further consideration.

What do the Raptors do again? I didn't know Toronto had a Jurassic Park..

I take offense to that tyrone...

I have to agree about the Lou as far as the baseball vibe there, even if their fans don't know how to ride the EL when they come to Chicago...

Atlanta is my vote for the worst (at least professionally)...its just awful...

What about Buffalo?

I concur about Atlanta. I spent some time there and the sports scene is pretty miserable. You know it's bad when fans don't even show up for playoff baseball.

Agreed. Anytime I come back from Atlanta I feel like I need to spend a couple of hours in the shower. Also, WORST AIRPORT EVER.

agreed about the Atlanta Airport. Not only is it hard to get through, but the food sucks, and it's extremely out of date. Only Airport I've been to that's worse is Bozeman Montana. That Airport is god awful

I don't count buffalo as part of the US FP...

Leguardia and Logan come to mind as bad airports to me...but only because i've had more experience in them...

Is that were vicks dog training grounds are...it makes sense

What about Surry County, VA?

Surrey county is where the Vick Brothers get into trouble at down by the water. Nelson County is up in the mountains

Miami doesn't suck. When I was down there covering Winter Music Conference the last couple of years, totally hot girls gave me some pills that made me dance for 8 hours straight 3 nights in a row. There is SO MUCH ASS down there that even a skinny guy like me can have a good time. How is this sports related? I met Thomas Jones at this really small club (200 people max) and shook his hand. He called me a crazy white boy.

Dancing is kind of gay.

Indeed. And with other dudes it most certainly is. But the ends justifies the means in certain cases. These girls were "after hours" hot.

The only time I dance with a girl is when we are doing the tango- boi yeah!

Without NFL, I really don't see it. I'll give you +s for your nationalism though. Snooker will just never be as cool as NFL football. Cricket is too complicated to be a sport. Others have already established that soccer and rugby are for poofs, and golf (an awesome relaxation technique for both the player and the spectator) is just to boring. What IS missing is the fantastic boxing. The UK has some wonderful boxers. Ricky Hatton is the MAN and Joe Calzaghe is incredible to watch!

Well, we have an NFL Game at Wembley this year... The Dolphins are playing there I think. Boxing! That's been held in London too, at Wembley. Obviously not the likes of Vegas or the former Madison Square Garden, but decent cards are there.

London???? What the hell. They do everything weird there. Don't even have grass- what's up with that? Jamel

Giants *at Dolphins Alex...

London is a sports city along the lines of NY...and I think we're going for hometown sports appeal rather than events...know what i mean...

but yeah, its a good city...

You know London is kind of cool. Why I've had the pleasure of going there. Canada is nice. London, Ontario, home of the London Knights-- they've won a few championships there. Plus, there is a Labatt brewery or something-- great beer that Labatt stuff- plus I went to a strip club there-- nice ladies-- but I found that most Canadian girls have a beer belly. Yeah London is okay. Since when was tennis popular in Canada?

I think Alex is writing of London, England. THey don't have a Labatt brewery there, but they do make those really warm London Fog parkas.

London ENGLAND??? What the hell?? It's foggy there all the time- how can you play sports in the fog? Plus won't the werewolves get you?

...and you can't do shit in March, due to the "Ides"

I couldn't handle that then-- I have to shit every few hours-- I'm all messed up inside

I thnk she'd hate Madison Wisconsin compared to SoCal, Anon

Apparently Allison is not man enough for Beast.

what does Madison, Wi have to do with anything, Stiles?

that's where the IP address of the Anon is located. When you go to block them it lists their IP address (probably a temporary glitch). Anyhoodles... IPs are easy to look up and locate. Anon #1's IP address is in Madison, Wisonsin

Nice! Good Job Manny!

I actually requested that so we can monitor IP's if things get bad (like if there's a real troll that disrupts everything we can know who it is)

This is retarded. Can your city beat up my city? Can you find my city's IP addres? Nancy Drew? Here's a challenge: name this poster, netdetectives.

Nancy Drew...yeah the movie's coming out later this summer...everyone is soooo excited...