Lou Holtz is insane
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by Suckatsports
Every single time a major college sports season starts rolling around, ESPN digs people out of their graves to cover it. Old men, who are out of touch with reality, and are clinically insane are called upon to appeal to the masses loving college athletics - usually college kids. While these men were once absolutely mediocre coaches, their voices do not at all resound in the current culture, so they have to fall back on stupid tricks and annoying cliches to get attention. I've already expressed my views on the worthless advice of Dick Vitale, and now Lou Holtz is in my cross hairs.
College Gameday was on today, and since I'd already masturbated once, it was time to see what other people thought of college teams. I enjoy the varying amount of opinions on the show, in fact, it gives me something to disagree with. But today's edition took the cake, because Lou Holtz is out of touch with reality.
First of all, everyone on that set is insane because none of the four panelists picked UM to win the Big 10 - there were two votes for Penn State, one for Wisconson, and one for Iowa. Iowa! Why are all of them ranking UM so high if they don't even have them winning the conference? And guess who picked Iowa, the old crotchety, and dehydrated Lou Holtz. No matter that they lose their quarterback, and now their best wide receiver is suspended, by golly they're the best team in the Big 10.
Luckily that was only the cherry on top, the real body of his insanity laid in his yearly prediction of Notre Dame's greatness. It's not enough that they're the most overrated program in the country, they now possess their only part of College Gameday. Everyone else suggested what we already knew, that ND isn't going to be very good tis year, but luckily Lou Holtz is on the beat. He predicted 10, ten wins for Notre Dame this year. That's right, the team who lost their all everything running back, wide receiver and QB and playing, for a change, a tough opening four games is going to romp through their schedule. And don't forget the yearly beat down that they give USC.
Time to bring in some one new, someone fresh, and someone that's younger than 80.
Two Iowa players suspended for Credit Card fraud [SI.com] '
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