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Long National Nightmare Over: Anna Wants Kris Back

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It looks like Anna Benson couldn't take her life without hubby Kris. Quoth her publicist: "Anna did a lot of soul searching over the weekend, and it is her desire to repair her marriage." And with that, Anna withdrew her divorce petition. Ms. Benson was represented by Jeffrey B. Bogart, at Atlanta attorney, who triumphantly proclaims on his website that he "recently made his second appearance on Court TV, in a nationally televised murder trial were he defended a high school student, Heath Meehan . . . [t]he case drew national attention because it concerned the use of firearms by high school students. Mr. Meehan was acquitted of the charge of felony murder which carried with it life imprisonment." Mr. Bogart also represented Chipper Jones in an undisclosed matter.

Ms. Benson's press agency, 5W Public Relations, issued a press release on the attempted reconcilation. An earlier press release announcing Benson and 5Ws relationship (dated just two months ago) has the latter describing Anna as an "irreverant humanitarian and beauty," and goes on to say:

Anna Benson, whose generosity, humanitarian efforts, political and business smarts, which are often out shadowed by the selective coverage of her tough as nails attitude and sexy outfits has recently launched her own online gambling website, in addition to shooting the cover of the forthcoming, April issue of FHM. We are excited to introduce the other side of Ms. Benson, a loving wife, mother of three and hardworking entrepreneur via the media.

This should be fun.

Date

Tue 04/04/06, 11:34 am EST

Source

  • http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2396659


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ThecrookedcapAll-Star
1340 days ago
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Just when the baseball public were rid of her. Drats.
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MetsJetsDevilsDraft Pick
1340 days ago
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Raffy Palmiero is rumored to have said that he gave Anna to Miguel Tejada. This is expected to be the topic of his upcoming testimony before congress' committee on spousal relations and baseball. Tejada could not be reached for comment.
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DNLLegend
1340 days ago
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Did she come with Raffy's viagra supply?
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RoblefkoLegend
1340 days ago
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no pun intended?
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DNLLegend
1340 days ago
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Dear lord! No pun intended.
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ASwaffAll-American
1340 days ago
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What a freaking circus. Those two need each other. Nobody cares about Kris without Anna, and nobody has a reason to talk about her if she's not married to a pro athlete anymore. She was well on her way to being the next Anna Nicole Smith. She changed her mind really fast. Curious.
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Sayhey-rodSoccer Kid
1340 days ago
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She sort of has the same trainwrecky appeal as Courtney Love, no? I just hope she does a playboy spread soon before her looks decline even more. I feel bad for Kris, this will undoubtedly affect his play. Mazzeone, the pitching jesus, will have his work cut out for him.
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