Logic…By Gilbert Arenas
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by LastRow
Agent Zero is known for spitting & spatting some of the most wall shit…Defying all the realms of logical thinking! Then again Planet Zero is in a solar system of it own, so Gil’s latest blog post is outstanding and should come as no real surprise to us…It’s what we’ve come to expect from the Hibachi one!
"There are these things called shark attacks, but there is no such thing as a shark attack. I have never seen a real shark attack. I know you’re making a weird face as you’re reading this. OK people, a shark attack is not what we see on TV and what people portray it as.
We’re humans. We live on land.
Sharks live in water. So if you’re swimming in the water and a shark bites you, that’s called trespassing. That is called trespassing. That is not a shark attack. A shark attack is if you’re chilling at home, sitting on your couch, and a shark comes in and bites you; now that’s a shark attack. Now, if you’re chilling in the water, that is called invasion of space. So I have never heard of a shark attack.
When I see on the news where it’s like, "There have been 10 shark attacks," I’m like, "Hey, for real?! They’re just running around? Sharks are walking now, huh! We live on the land, we don’t live underwater."
Huh, really? You don’t say Agent Goose Egg or is that Egghead? Thanks for clearing that up for all of us! Perhaps next blog post you can spit some thoughts on bear attacks? Like when peeps go camping either in the woods or if their VIP enough to stay at a campground and bears just come out of the wood work. I‘d assume it would be portrayed with the same reasoning. We don't belong in the woods, right? Well then how would one explain the Goldilocks theory then? I've often wondered if a bear shits in the woods too.
See now, this is a primary example of why peeps shouldn’t live in an oxygen tent! One tends to become a little out of touch! Oh well, such is life…Just another ordinary day on Planet Zero. Whatever you say Agent Zero…Hibachi!
