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Your Least Favorite Sports Phrases

Posted by Rawbeezeitz
775 days ago


There are a lot of catch phrases, buzz words, and hackneyed expressions that fly around sports like a swarm of annoying gnats. I just want to vent, and allow others to vent, about these overused, misused, clichéd, and flat out bullshit words and phrases. Here are some off the top of my head:

“Hostile environment”

I know going on the road is always tough, and some places are really difficult for visiting teams. But this term implies some sort of mortal danger. Baghdad is a hostile environment, Tiger Stadium is not.

“Swashbuckler”

This one isn’t used so much, but it was once the first word many used to describe Brett Favre, and other players who play their games with a devil-may-care attitude. ARRRRR!!!!! SHIVER ME TIMBERS!

“Reservations for 6”

This is a SportsCenter catch phrase that elicited some giggles when first uttered, but has lost its appeal since its 1,000,000th time being said.

“Unstoppable”

This word has been used to describe Peyton Manning, this year’s Patriots, LaDanian Tomlinson, and countless other players and teams. I’ve watched a lot of sports in my life, and know a lot of the history of sports. Every athlete, team and coach ever has been quite stoppable.

So what are some of the phrases you are sick of hearing when watching games, reading articles, viewing highlights, or watching those “expert panel” type shows?



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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
775 days ago
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"Fire Up the Pottery Wheel and call Whoopie Goldberg because he is ghost."
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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
775 days ago
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"Cubs win!"
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JuTMSY4Legend
775 days ago
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Keith Hernandez talking...
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Tmil42AAA-er
775 days ago
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I don't mind him as much...he's really grown on me this year. Sure, he's an idiot, and loves candy more than Willy Wonka, but at least he's entertaining.
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JuTMSY4Legend
775 days ago
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I try to deal with it...but between hernandez and the nats commentator...both of whom i end up muting...i lose 18-20 mlb.tv games because i mute them...
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Tmil42AAA-er
775 days ago
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I get around 150 games from the same crew of Gary Cohen, Hernandez, and Ron Darling. They grow on you, and I do like that they're less partial than some of the other announcing teams. I hate when the Mets are nationally televised. Joe Buck < Gary Cohen, and Tim McCarver < anyone.
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
775 days ago
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My brother and I were once trying to make up obscure, hoky, country sayings you'd hear some over-the-top Southern commentator use. My best contribution was: "Like a pirate in a corn field, he's all washed up."
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
775 days ago
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"Frozen Tundra" It isn't tundra UNLESS it's frozen!
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Oh No RomoDraft Pick
775 days ago
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What if it's spicy tundra?
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
775 days ago
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any use of the word "EVER" when it's something that happened in the past week.
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JuTMSY4Legend
775 days ago
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so is "all-time" acceptable ; - )
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RomiezzoLegend
775 days ago
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Not if you're Barry Bonds and talking about the HR record.
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
775 days ago
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So if a pitcher gets 25 strikeouts in a 9 inning game tonight, we can't say "most strikeouts in a game ever" until next Thursday?
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
775 days ago
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Exactly, Rawb... because if you do say EVER, next Wednesday a guy will come along and get 26. COUNT on it.
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Davis21wylieMVP
775 days ago
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So, in other words, every statement made by Bill Walton...
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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
775 days ago
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Berman's "He hit that one to [insert geographic location]!" Next year's home run derby, I'm making a list of places in New York City and seeing how many I can cross off. Might even make it a drinking game.
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RomiezzoLegend
775 days ago
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That's a great idea, Corey. And I'll make sure that I'll challenge you again. If I win, you have to drink twice as much...
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JuTMSY4Legend
775 days ago
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How about when he pronounces big papi like papee...
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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
775 days ago
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How about anytime he or any broadcaster for that matter tries to speak with a Boston accent.
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JuTMSY4Legend
775 days ago
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You clearly have never been in a bar in boston and mocked a few stupid sox fans... Cawksuckah...
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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
775 days ago
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If it weren't for the fact that you live in Boston I would just think you were watching "Good Will Hunting" too much.
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
775 days ago
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Anytime he says "DA RAIDERS"
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JuTMSY4Legend
775 days ago
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I agree corey...i do hate when people use that stupid accent...

Bostonians already sounds slightly retahded when they talk and don't need you encouraging them

But its so much fun to say the work cawksuckah with the accept...hilarious!
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
775 days ago
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Cawxekah is a very fun word to use with the accent
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RomiezzoLegend
775 days ago
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I'm sure there are some Tim McCarver/Joe Buck quotes that everyone hates. I could write a book that never ends about those two and what they say. I can't pick one, that's how bad they are.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
775 days ago
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ANYTHING they say! (except "You're a REAL man, Deion..." - it's my favorite)
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
775 days ago
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"Prolific passer"
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BOMBERSDiv-I Stud
775 days ago
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"At least he went down swinging" Like that is supposed to make him feel better.
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
775 days ago
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He's not ready for the game "at this point". I don't think he is good enough "at this point". A particular favourite amongst American commentators. It gets rid of the "in time" at the end. And low long is a point in time? A week? A day? 3 years? An infinitely small region of space-time (ask a Physicist)? It doesn't mean anything.
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BrittschrammRed-Shirting
775 days ago
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"As cool as the other side of the pillow"
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AfraidofedhochuliDraft Pick
775 days ago
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"TJ You say hooshmanzadyah I say hooshmanzahdah" Really old
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
775 days ago
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"Sparkplug"
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Boski93JV Squad
775 days ago
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"Back to you Stuart" I cringe everytime I hear it.
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Yakob878MVP
775 days ago
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anything john madden says "I think they are going to punt in this situation"
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AfraidofedhochuliDraft Pick
775 days ago
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i love john clayton, but every other sentence has: "Let me put it this way"
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BlueCarpVarsity Captain
773 days ago
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"They wanted it more." Wanting it has nothing to do with winning. Being a better athlete and executing has everything to do with winning. If "wanting it" meant anything, I'd be dating Sandra Bullock, Nicole Kidman would be my mistress, and I'd be driving a Navigator.
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TheSportsFanaticWaterboy
772 days ago
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Chris Berman: "back back back" sounds like a chicken!!
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TheSportsFanaticWaterboy
772 days ago
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Thom Brennaman: "He's the nicest guy you'll ever want to meet" to like at least one guy a week!! I used to hear that all the time for the Diamondbacks until this year when somebody else replaced him... thank god!! And "The Giants win the pennant! The Giants win the pennant!"
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