Yankees vs Red Sox Flame Thread - Go Wild

Guy's dumber than a bag of shit.

Rodney Harrison, Shawne Merrimen, Bill Romanowski = football players looking for an edge

"Red Sox fans have trouble spelling words with more than three letters."

If you think you're affecting me with your ignorance - since I became a Rays fan FOR CHARITY - you are sadly mistaken.

But, alas you merely are the mouthpiece for ignorant, unknowledgable Boston fans that think they know everything and get this, LOVE to show how smart they are. Well done, Rawb. You only made 4 Rays "jokes" (so far) in a Red Sox - Yankees thread - yet you accuse me of what now?

Fuck 'em all. They actually make me WANT to cheer for New York teams! Hell, I was rooting FOR the Pistons last night! The Pistons!!! I hate the Pistons, that is how bad this is getting.

Boston fans know one thing about sports and only one thing - their team is wicked awesome

They are so delusional and myopic it makes me want to puke - and I don't puke easily!

And now "I'm so smart" Rawb will come in here and say that "the loud, unknowledgable part of the Boston fanbase is the minority, we're very knowledgable fans" and he'll prove my point in doing so...

If you have to tell people how smart and knowledgable you are, YOU ARE AN IDIOT!

If you weren't an idiot, then why must you force tired jokes about the Rays into the conversation? You have NOTHING. You are a sham and when the Boston teams go back to sucking (because sports are cyclical) you'll go back under the bandwagon into hiding...

The Patriots are going to lose their perfect season, then in the playoffs too. The Red Sox aren't going to win another World Series in your lifetime and the Celtics aren't even going to the NBA Finals.

I don't give a flying bat crap about the NFL let alone the Patriots but I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THE EXCUSES COME FLYING OUT WHEN THEY LOSE...

Also, the Pats were VERY lucky all they got was fined for cheating.

Don't ask the Ravens or Colts about hoiw lucky they are...

See, all Boston sports fans root for their teams so hard for the same sad sack, pathetic reason - they live in (or near) Boston. As long as the teams are winners, so shall their fanbases be... If it wasn't for sports they'd have nothing to validate their puny existence.

That's why New Yorkers are cool regardless of their obnoxiousness. They root the same win or lose and they KNOW what the rest of the leagues are like... they understand MORE than just their teams (partly because they'll be stealing all those players eventually) and they don't have to find solace and escape in sports.... they're New Yorkers, dammit! That's reason enough.

By the way, before MLB season started I heard more Yankees fans predicting the Sox to win the World Series than Sox fans...

I'm sorry if the big bad Boston fans are too mean for you, Manny. I'm sorry if us enjoying our teams' success hurts your feelings. I'm sorry if we can't be as "original" as you with your "Hey, Yankees fans, Red Sox fans - You ALL suck! " THAT was really well crafted. But most of all, I'm sorry for being me: someone who could get you so obsessively pissed off, that you incessantly stalk my commentary. I'm sorry that all you can muster against my opinions is "Rawbeezeitz is a know-it-all." I'm sorry that all you can muster for Boston fans is "you're myopic, high, and mighty." Finally, I'm sorry that you're too afraid to engage me in any real debate or argument. All you can do is wave your tattered anti-Boston flag, and yelp like a frightened poodle.

Well, Fisto.... Who is Monte? Your french poodle or your cat? It's unclear...

"Too afraid to engage with you in a real argument or debate"? Are you fucking kidding me? You are kidding me... because that's the FUNNIEST thing you have EVER said on ArmchairGM, BY FAR.

Count of Monte Fisto. C'mon! Rocky IV! Although Cunt of Monte Fisto sounds like a good movie, as well.

I just do this...

Remember that time your championship team cheat...

Spygate...

"cheated"*

actually...

READ the thread, dipshit!

Your great "manipulation" tactics are entirely laughable. Gloat all you want, as long as YOU think you have a reason to!

But in all fairness: Here's your shot - WHAT do you want to argue/debate with me?

Until then, perhaps you could expand on this sentence:

Meanwhile, we see all these pictures of Pats games you're working at - P.S. - don't quit your day job - yet YOU are never in them???

Expose yourself and then I won't have to make fun of you anymore, WILL I??? We've all seen the people that usher at stadiums...

Weird sort of sexual rage you got there, Manny.

But seriously. So I'm "hiding" behind my computer because in my stories about ushering, I post pictures of attractive cheerleaders as opposed to myself in my puffy neon jacket checking tickets?

Weird sort of sexual rage you got there, Manny.

You are sooooo learned, Rawbee. Photographs, not pictures... I guess you showed me, huh?

I guess it was "picture taking" when the Tampa 10 news did a feature story on me as a Rays fan at the Trop, right?

I guess it was "picture taking" when I was on MLB.TV, right?

If you were such a good usher, you wouldn't be snapping "photographs" of cheerleaders, would you? But you are good at infering sexual connotations - I don't need to do that because while cheering on "we" and you're snatching pix of girls unaware of your presence, I'm at home getting laid.

The point was, I'm not a fraud because I don't need to be anything but myself to have people like me. And I find that people who don't like me are usually frauds who can't come to grips with their own pathetic life. And boy, do I hate frauds. They make real, talented people like me and many other people on this site have to work twice as hard...

I don't listen to the music on MySpace. But I must ask this... what kind of self-righteous Red Sox fan wears a Mets shirt with a Sox hat????? Or are you a crossdresser???

Not that I would have any reason to, but I wouldn't EVER need to "run" from you. I'm pretty sure a slightly less than brisk walk would leave you in the dust. Secondly, I don't know why the guy with the assault rifle picture in his myspace photos would make mention to stalking people,

and thirdly I said YOU would hurt YOURSELF - regardless of what I say, your mouth has put you in similar place before no doubt... YOU are the guy that has to try to fall asleep tonight wondering "why am I such a loser?". You are the guy that will wonder "what did I get myself into?", you are the guy who has to lie to himself to make those questions go away.

You should take the easy advice - You get from Manny what you give to Manny. ASk all the people who are nice to me how NICE I really am. Then ask the people who irritate me how IRRRITATING I can be... It's ALWAYS your choice.

Meanwhile, life doesn't change for me... I just keep living and laughing!!! You are nickel a dozen, I am the only one of me you'll ever meet, chum(p)

Besides, Dude (you are a dude, right?) I ain't getting anywhere near you - I don't want to risk possibly catching your ugly.

Do I need to remind you what "boundless apathy" means? Let me show you how it's done correctly...

ahem...

If you ever do go ring Rawbee's doorbell, take me with you. I want to be there to take a "photograph" or "picture" of the look on his face when he sees you.

Then we can come back and post the "photograph" or "picture" on the "Chair!

Maybe we should bring a human girl so he can see what one looks like...

I mean, it's not like I couldn't come pick you up and we'd be in Boston tomorrow if I really wanted...I LOVE a wild adventure - You know, if it wasn't for Christmas coming soon and oh, yeah... the fact that I don't give a dead cockroach's ass about this loser.

Wanna go to a Pats game sometime and heckle the ushers?

If you were "The King" as you proclaim yourself to be, you wouldn't let some peon like myself get you so wound up, would you? You wouldn't post so many comments on a thread meant for Red Sox and Yankees fans, would you? You wouldn't track down my MySpace page and analyze the stupid drunken pictures of myself that I have on it. You wouldn't still be here after saying "I'm out - I had my fun," replying to my comments.

See, this site is fun. I like getting opinions from other sports fans of all different backgrounds. Being in Massachusetts, I don't run into too many Steeler fans, or Manchester United supporters. This isn't a fucking contest, man. And if it were, guess what, you haven't won it. It's a web-site. This isn't a place to measure yourself, or to make yourself feel superior. This isn't a place to dare people to challenge you. But maybe that's just me and how I veiw AGM.

For your sake, I hope you get over me. That user who is an awesome AGMer 95% of the time is losing to that obsessed 5%. You're wasting your time trying to scare me, or telling me to "git." And the obsession's only gonna get worse, dude.

I know once you leave your computer, you don't give two shits about me, or what I've said. Once you leave your computer, I cease to exist in your mind. But while you're here, I suggest you find a more constructive way to conflict with me. I'm not saying I'd win in any contest. But I know you (or anyone else) can't win.

Here's a good ugly one from college. My ex decided to brush my hair, back when it was long.

Are you kidding me? I don't admit being arrogant? When, where? I know my ego better than your fist knows your cock, dipshit. I'm the guy who says "My head is bigger than Kanye West's and Barry Bonds' put together" because get this.... It is!!! I wear a size 8 hat. So yes, physically it is as well.

And if you'd pay attention instead of worrying what you're gonna say next - maybe you'd put the "You get what you give with Stiles" part and the you are an arrogant person part together and realize what's going on here.

There's ALWAYS someone out there bigger and badder than you -since I am well qualified, I might as well be THAT person.

Not because I need to be, but because YOU need me to be.

I'm a topper - the toppingest topper of them all. Whatever you do, I will expand upon itin only a way I can. The self-proclaimed King of Trolls, why? Because I'm more witful, more creativicious and entirely TOO ADHD/energetic for mere mortals to deal with. That's my gift to humanity, pal.

And what does the King of Trolls rule? Peace, comfort and FUN conversations. There's already too many serious moments in life, why make more? I laugh with EVERY post I make!!!

If you want to take it out of hand, then I don't have any hands left, if you want to see who can go further, I'll come back to let you catch up, if you want to keep it civil, I won't disrupt it (too much)... I'm not here to make people MORE stupid!

I do care about this community. I don't want it full of frauds and wish-they-weres. It behooves no one here if fakes are faking the fake in my presence. Keep it real and no matter how much of a loser ytou are I will have no problem with you. If life gets you down, I might even help you out, that's what I do...

I suggest you act like yourself and we won't have problems. I suggest you give credit to the people that bust their ass to take the pictures you fluff your articles with. I suggest you remember that there is someone out there waiting to put a mirror in front of you to remind you who you are... You get what you give.

I've dealt with people much badder than you. I don't know what exactly you're threatening to do, but whatever it is doeasn't mean shit to me. Keep trolling, keep trying to beat me at some sort of online contest, see if I blink a fucking eye, kid.

You think you're a big deal because some local TV station interviewed you? Because the Rays bought your fandom on eBay? Well congratulations, in the world of nobodies you're upper middle class. So am I. But I've got my sights set just a bit higher than that. Will I get there? Doubtful. But it's better to burn out than to fade away.

If you want to take the first steps to getting to know me, I'll tell you anything you'd want to know. I'll tell you what happened to me on my first day of school, and I'll tell you what happened to the person that tried doing it. I'll tell you why I consider the Red Sox to be my family. Shit, I'll even teach you how to play poker and play it well.

Funny, (at least to me) I "don't know you" yet somehow you know me enough to tell me to "fuck off and die"... my kids and wife thank you for the sweet sentiment.

Interesting. Wow, I think I'll take that advice... and die (eventually).

Too bad (for you) that I didn't die those several times I should have already, eh...? But since you know me so well, I don't need to tell you, huh?

In the meantime, I guess since this just turned personal... Do you blame your mother or your father for your inability to grab ahold of reality?

Yes, you really should be your "self" - the person who deals with and plays the hand they've been given (poker analogy), not the person who bitches how the deck is stacked against him. It's all "random" right?

If you think you're the only person who's gone through shit in life, wake up!!! Go back to sleep and wake up again. It isn't life without suffering, numbnuts. But it also isn't suffering unless you don't want it to be...

Poor you. I "don't know you". What are you a fucking alien or something??? Get a clue Rawb, you aren't anything special. Welcome to humanity, asshole (people=assholes, reme,ber?) we meet everywhere all the time...

When you got to choose who you were going to be before you were born... oh, yeah - no one got to do that, huh? You only get to choose what you do with it! What are YOU doing? Running? Hiding? Pretending it will all go away? CHOOSE motherfucker CHOOSE!

Choose wisely, not wise assedly.

I know you better than you think - being that we both live on this mudball planet, I think we're a lot alike.

Except that since you only throw words at me, I don't want you to die, I'd prefer if you LIVED and told everybody that some jackass named Manny Stiles said you "should live life to the fullest". After WHY else are you here??? WHY? WHY? WHY?

You could show me a thing or two about poker? Dude, I would demolish you. But if you wanna send me to grad school, be my guest.

Why does one need to know someone in order to say "fuck off and die?" Oh, and I'm sorry if that's too harsh for you to handle. I'll be gentler next time. It's just an expression.

I'm glad you're not dead, Manny. Who else would spend so much time on me? I'm flattered that a person of your obviously magnanimous calibre has blessed me with your obsession. I mean, shit! You were the guy who was on TV that one time! Holy fucking cow!

I don't need to grab a hold of reality. I am reality.

I don't bitch about the hands I've been dealt, in poker or life. Shit happens to everyone, and by and large I've been pretty lucky. It's 35 degrees and snowy outside, yet I'm nice and warm, that's pretty damn good. See, I look at how I played the hands I've been dealt, mostly the shitty ones. I'm sorry if I came off as whining, but what I was trying to say is that I know who I am because I know how I played those hands. You don't know how I played them, let alone what they were, so you don't know me. Everyone's been through shit. What kind of shit is irrelevant. What matters is HOW they got through that shit.

"A man looks into the abyss. There’s nothing staring back at him. At that moment, a man finds his character. And that’s what keeps him out of the abyss."

I heard that quote in Wall Street, but it just seems too fancy for Oliver Stone, so I'm pretty sure it's a quotation from somewhere else.

"When you got to choose who you were going to be before you were born... oh, yeah - no one got to do that, huh? You only get to choose what you do with it! What are YOU doing? Running? Hiding? Pretending it will all go away? CHOOSE motherfucker CHOOSE!"

This confused me. Perhaps you could rephrase your obsessive rants? But I think you misunderstood what I was trying to say about knowing people.

You know me better than I think? How far does your stalking go, Manny?

Live life to the fullest? Wow, never heard that one before, Mr. Creativity.

You're right, I didn't run into you by accident. I joined this site to converse with a wide range of sports fan. Included in that range is the high and mighty fan, the fan who think that they're better than everyone else. This fan will generalize, destructively criticise, lament, moan, batter, and basically be a bully. They'll spend their days barking at people. They'll tell themselves that they're trying to help people be better, but they're really trying to help people be more like them. By doing so, they've created the delusion that they are, apparently, better than everyone else. Is that fan you? I don't know. But I'm leaning toward yes.

Seriously - Blaming others of what you feel guilty for and have a working knowledge of isn't going to make it go away, you know? Like I said - I'm just a mirror, Gold Mine. And while you spend your next moments thinking of some "rebuttal" may I remind you that HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA!!!!

You are one marvelously wonderful complete and utter fool, aren't you Gold Mine? It's probably anice little world you've created inside your head to shelter you from facing reality, but you have already said WAY too many things that contradict what you are attempting to defend - which is even funnier when you realize I'm not attacking you! And not in your wildest dreams would ANYONE (especially me) become obsessed with you... nice try. I just keep calling you an idiot and you keep proving it! Well done, Gold Mine!

Face it. You're a liar lying to yourself. Call me a bully, fine. I'm just opening your eyes, that's all - you're the one adding the pain and hurt. You're the one giving the free information then trying to retract it. You're in over your head (which doesn't take much and I'm sure you're used to it). I told you that you should stop or you'd hurt yourself. So I woke you up from your blinding dreams and lies of fascination. I know it hurts, but it will save you trouble in the long run! Your defense mechanisms are paper thin. You really should work on that, Gold Mine...

If you were "reality" as you claim what would you have to defend? The truth?

Oh, and your "fascination" with dogs is sickly astounding but after seeing your pictures, reasonable. Call me a dog all you want, you aren't going to use peanut butter on me, Schmuckles... Call me whatever name you need to call me to make yourself feel better... whatever.

And you're a "poker player"? Seriously? Good luck with that... Maybe one day YOU can get on TV too!!! HA HA HA HAAAA!!! Your bluffs suck. Almost as much as a typical Red Sox fan does...

ONLY a fool would open the can of worms and not expect snakes to pop out!@!!

Well done, Romi!!!

To treat one of your own like a bastard child is reprehensible.

Don't go giving me that "Boston fans are the best", "Boston fans are loyal" bullshit.

you were once one of us raw...

now you're one of them...

but based on the way your kind (yep, i went there) handle this, I don't think its much of a loss...

eh eh ehmmmmmm...

the phils for geoff jenkins...

But then again, you/"we" are so good it makes sense for people to "hate" you, I mean the teams you're a part of... right?

I laugh at every post because people think they can challenge the King. I barely even stretch or get warmed up in these things, buddy. Yawn...

I didn't do anything for the Rays except see them for myself and see what they're doing and realize "Hey, they're better than I thought and I really like what they're doing here"

The people that make Rays jokes are people that are willing to show why they should have neon lights above their heads saying "I don't know shit about baseball".

Once again, because you obviously didn't catch this yesterday when I pointed it out, THAT IS THE POINT OF THE GAME! Assemble the best team of players possible and win games and the World Series. And if you're a Red Sox fan you have no room to talk. Your payroll is over $150 million (2nd in baseball) and slowly but surely catching the Yankees.

Where do these "mercenaries" come from? Teams that pay $50 mil just to NEGOTIATE with a middle of the road, unproven Japanese starter shouldn't make allegations of spending frvolously.

I don't mind you calling Roger a jerk because let's face it, he can be.

What has A-Rod done so bad except play baseball in New York and make a butt load of money? Maybe you can say because of the thing with his wife, but I doubt that is any of our business. Also, I believe that he saved some little Bostonian's life when he pulled him out of traffic last year.

no...just no

no you wouldn't....you're an idiot...

so when do you starting for the yankees Napoleon...now?

A-Rod - 2 MVPs wearing pinstripes - Manny Ramirez - 0 MVPs wearing Red socks

If you're going to point out the Yankees wasting money - mention Derek Jeter (or Carl Pavano)

Alex's salary over 10 years: $275 million

Alex's salary per minute he is alive: $52

Alex doing it in a Yankees uniform: $the hearts of Boston fans

Manchester United is the most famous franchise in all of sports

I don't live in New Hampshire, and few people do

Southwestern CT sucks. Bridgeport: there's a great town. It's also closer to New York than Boston, so it'd make sense that it was Yankee territory. There are also more Red Sox fans in upstate New York than Yankees fans. But again, who cares about Utica?

What is the most popular team in New England?

• 3 24 hour Soccer deidcated channels in the US in english

• Attendence records in the MLS and at international matches in the US

• An all soccer Sirius channel that has better ratings then NBA Radio and rivals NFL Radio is ratings.

• Soccer is now the most popular game in the country in attendance and partcipation (combined numbers granted, still...) for people ages 18-25.

The numbers are there, people care. People don't care about the people in your opinion forum.

Shit, David Beckham's wife is more famous than he is. Guy could walk bare ass naked down Mulholland drive and no one would care.

I agree about the passion with soccer fans, but its like NASCAR, the same people who subscribe to Sirius are the same people who buy the merchandise and travel around to games and races.