Would it make sense to put a limit on the amount of submitted articles in a day???

I'm siding with FP, but the problem with 10 Bonds articles, is that it blitzes other non-Bonds work. I have to re-submit the article I wrote last night because of this.

Well, Kelsdad, there was that one article that Jamel wrote about.... yeah, I guess you're right. Jam-jam - you have the talent, the ability to somewhat use a keyboard and obviously the energy, and you certainly have the propensity to be hilarious at times. You just can't get over your obession with homosexuality. Flip a coin and figure yourself out already!

Well to be fair, doesn't Jamel post the best looking pics for this blog?

This is a forum for writers and lovers of sport in words. I refuse to allow it to be called a blog. It's MORE than a blog. It's a community.

I like Jamel. I have no problems with his efforts but he lacks the depth and quality I KNOW he is capable of and that saddens me. Humor is one thing, but clearly the dude has a brain that is stuck in reptilian mode too much (fack, fack, fack).

I've said it a million times - if I want sex, sexiness, pictures of hot chicks and banter about sexuality there's no less than a billion other sites I can go to. If it's QUALITY sports banter I want - it's Armchair and THAT's it!

I would MUCH rather the conversation be controversial like race and bigotry than sex. Race issues happen in American sports and need to be addressed - sex issues are most times someone else's business.

And also for the millionth time "SPORTS hot" isn't always real life hot - there are hotter babes in the REAL world - go get them!

Should I do a "Ask Jam-Jam anything" column?

And Manny- sorry dude but I have a penis and I like to use it- I love the ladies and I love sports.. I love the ladies more. I also use to love drugs and alcohol but does would put me back on "vacation"-- and trust me on this-- you can't love the ladies on "vacation"-

Yes, but not until I get mine out of the way...

I would LOVE to see a weekly "Jam-Jam's thoughts about sports" kind of column though. Like a place you could gather all of your contemplations of the week. THAT would be a hell of an article.

I have the theme music if you want - a song by one of Manny Stiles' alter egos - Willie "Blisterthunb" Jones - called "Jammy Jam (All Night Long)" - it's BY FAR the whitest song I ever recorded though...

BTW, I also have a penis. It's quite long and VERY fat. I've done "things/professional endeavors" in the past that earned me the names "Clint Meatwood", "Girth Brooks", "Wad Stewart" and "Mr. Allnite" but it benefits me none by bragging about it on this site.

And until you can differentiate how YOUR "love" of women isn't a coverup for your fear of giving in to thoughts of homosexuality (you are a breeze for amateur psychologists) - WHAT does it benefit you?

You aren't getting laid by or with the help of anyone here on Armchair.

Comprende?

Actually my infactuation with homosexuality is only because it is forbidden here to use the word "fag" and Toni Romo is a "homo"-- in fact as my history shows I am a shit disturber- I actually believe that a large population here at armchair use this as a homosexual hang out- that is why any articles that I have numerously posted on lovely women get no attention and no comments-- before I went on "vacation" a women poster posts pics of dudes and 50 comments on guys cheered her on- sounds strange-

Now about your penis-- I have never met a man who shared publically on how big his johnson is that actually has a big johnson- if you have to share that info it is because you secretly have an extremely short dick and you know that we can prove it otherwise- it is like a person who writes on the internet about how he gets laid left and right when we know truthfully the only thing he facks is his Jay Mariotti doll-

Lastly- I will do a weekly Jam-Jam column on my thoughts on sports- enjoy and thanks for the theme music

Haha, all the comments that I have seen Jamel post aren't usually about sports, they are usually about other guy's dicks, or homos. What's up with that Jamel?

What's "up" with Jam-Jam?

Apparently his penis. Be careful guys....

And yes, yes - ArmchairGM is indeed more than a blog. Reserve "blog" slandering for Mariotti's online work!

I honestly look forward to your column, Jamel.

And... I DON'T need to brag about my endowment... especially to you.

But, all those dumb asses who brag about having large packages ruin it for the rest of us who do. Not that it's any great accomplishment - God gave it to me - as well as the rest of my oversized self (maybe as indemnification for making me so "pretty"). I also got the oversized nuts to match.

Imagine living a life where you're always uncomfortable because pants aren't made for people like you and you never get to put it ALL the way in... My wife "jokes" about getting surgery to reduce it's size.

Not so bragworthy is it?

As for the homosexuality bit, My brother was gay and his homo jokes were 10 times better than any of yours...

I get your obsession with destroying Mariotti. It's a fine pursuit. Yes, "fag" is such an inflammatory term but there's a line between "funny" and "obsessive" and I think you think about it TOO much - even IF you are gay, it's too much.

Wow wow wait right here- I have never told a homosexuality joke-- never have never will- I just like to refer to things as gay and yes I think Romo is infact a homo- And I will work on my column- I actually did this way way back before vacation

One of the few stereotypes of being a proud brother is the correct assumption of being "well endowed"! And face it - Jamel's articles/comments here are the guilty pleasure for more than a few here.

DNL needs to add this to our current gift selection...

If DNL adds that I want to give people this

Fair enough. Whether Romo is gay or not has nothing to do with what he does ON the field. That being said, if he whips it out, yanks his center's pants down and tries to "ram it up the gut" I'll be the first and third to commend you.

Hey man, I'm on YOUR side! Anyone who disturbs people as much as you do is cool by me!

BUT... I want you to disturb them AND make them think - Not disturb them and make them go to the next article and think of you as what you're not.

I know you're too intelligent for most people (fack them!) and you like to have fun so you aim for LCD, but while others (Mariotti) HAVE to because they lack creativity, YOU don't need to!

Please, USE your talent! I've had enough conversations with you to see it's a real commodity/comedity. The people in the cyberworld should be afraid of you for viable reasons!

I mean, WHAT are you trying to accomplish? You have talent AND a forum! Don't waste it on some dumb shit, man.

MMM Kay, Jam-Jam?

I ain't saying anything he hasn't heard before. Forgive me for being drunk and empathetic (enjoy my empathy while it lasts, bastards!!!). I think he's fackin funny (often) and damn it(!) I want him to be the best Jam-Jam he can be!!!

I looked up dumb shit and saw this.....from ivyleaguesports.com

As in Armchair strong?

Hey Manny- you're drunk right now-- do you want me to be your sponsor?? I can do that now since I'm on Step 6---

Okay serious moment here-

YOu want to know what I fack around so much here at armchair??? Here's the answer- every single time any writes anything intelligent nobody comments or responds-- a great article with insight and sports knowledge gets one or 2 comments... then some douchebag posts the 20th article of the day saying "I love Bonds- he's innocent- dont' send him to jail" and it gets 50+ votes and 80 comments. The article that some poor bastard poured his soul into gets no freakin credit here- so what's the point for me to go and write intelligently when no one is going to read it or comment on it- that's why I suggest limiting the number of columns submitted.

Now back to being a stoned out retard-- duhh-- you guys are gay

I wanna see "Jam Jam's Top 10 List of Most Repetitive ArmchairGM Articles"

Armchairgm columns are no different than Jay Mariotti's columns- just less flip-flopping is involved

Huh?

Same shit over and over and over and over and over again- hey did you know that Mariotti wants Kobe to come to Chicago- and that he doesnt' like Reinsdorf?

Well, lead by example and write something original...

Fine- I'll start on Monday- but trust me it will get no comments and no one will care-

Oh no worries about that concern. I will care. Besides, we have a troll to kill. Check it out: http://www.a...mment-168500

BUT, there's more than one angle to a topic. I could write 100+ different articles about Barry Bonds that have nothing to do with events of the past few days. WHERE do you set that bar?

The market always finds a way to settle the balance between supply and demand. Despite an overused topic, Good is Good. Let's not prevent or limit the Good.

ENOUGH with the knee-jerk reactions already!

We went through this when Barry broke the HR record. A week from now it will be something else.

If you're a responsible contributor, you will recognize the current conditions and react accordingly.

and if you're not then I'm going to be hitting myself with the frying pan a lot more

I think natural selection is involved here, too, if you know what I mean. I say let it play it out as it does. Plus, what's the harm in 10 of the same article?

Did Tony Romo just sign up here?

Ha ha ha ha ha- and I use douchebag a lot more than the word "gay" to describe things