Woohoo, Week of Meetings!

because Romi is unable to attend meetings due to his location...

HA! I'm no commander, Falcon. I'm more of a follower than a leader actually. ;)

no because we want there to still be a site for him to come back to ;)

isn't that how hank steinbrenner's war of words started?

kidding... I too agree that Tmil would be a fine replacement and nominate him to be the "inmate" who takes over...

Haha I don't agree that I would be a good replacement. But hey, what's the worst that could happen?

Jamel could find a way to break through his ban...

I could turn the site into a place where we review romantic comedies and dancing "movies" like Step Up 2 (To?) the Streets. I think that's probably worse than Jamel coming back.

whatever you say... just don't hit me

Thats right just fall in line and follow me, and you'll never go hungry again.

d'ya know any other kind of nuclear war?

I always saw it as Pean watching a hamster on a wheel and monkey's doing the coding...

hmm, i always assumed this:

Holy sh*t, that's a cool Winnebago.

Would you like to play a game? Y/N

yes, how about Thermonuclear war?

And Roblefko? He's always the fan of the other team when it comes to the founders: the Jets (not the Giants), the Yankees (not the Mets)... what next?

The catcher (the pitcher).

Well, the catcher does get more wins than any other pitcher, unless you're Doug Mirabelli.

I meant to say "any pitcher on the team..." not any other pitcher. You know what I meant.

actually im the only Yankee fan (ie smartest).

You're the smartest Yankees fan? That's not exactly an accomplishment, is it now?

i meant the smartest out of DNL, Awrigh01, and Roblefko

Again, nothing to brag about. ;-) I think that's the "I'm just joking" emoticon. I suck at those.

If Pean is the scholar out of that group, its a wonder the site ever got off the ground.

Damned SSR beat me to it (sort of)

Time to hit Plan B:

Hey marge, I tripled my productivity!

Where's my Tab?

The end is near, and it will be the AGM linebacker that will guide you away from the trolls and into the light.

You mean kill them?

No need for you to worry yourself, just let me take care of it all.

In other news: ArmchairGM user arrested for.....

For saying "That's what she said..." too many times?

Possibly....

Does anyone else now think SSR is in on it??

Alright you caught me. I kidnapped DNL, Pean, Roblefko, and Awrigh01 and now they're nailed to a wall while being forced to watch Norbit over and over and over again.

Hmmm... if my lifelong obsession with being obsessed over theoretical conspiracies had led me to be compulsive about anything it's an extensive working knowledge of hardware. What weight are those nails? Or are you trying to distract us?

They're not exactly nailed to the wall. It's a concrete wall (after all, don't we all live in our parents' basements?) and he used Tapcon Concrete Screws. They're 1/2" x 6" with a hex head. How do I know this? I sold them to him from the hardware store/lumber yard I work at. I also sold him some 5/8"x4'12' drywall. Not sure what that's for.

I know what drywall is for... What I really want to know is where the hell can I buy some wetwall!

I can't tell you where to get wetwall. That's tough. Maybe Aquaman can help you. I can get you some moisture-resistant drywall, but that's the best I can do.

Dammit! The eternal search for ridiculously unredundant oddities continues... Back to searching for the elusive box of hermaphrodite scout cookies and a gallon of fraction milk.

What are you talking about, Pean? There's nothing west of the Mississippi, is there?

"Nothing West of the Mississippi" Isn't it past your bedtime, EST boy?

It is past my bedtime, you're right. But I'm a rebel. I do what I want.

If you live in New York, there's nothing West of the Hudson. If you live in New Jersey, there's nothing West of the Hudson.

I live in New York, and oddly enough, I live west of the Hudson already. If you said there's nothing north of the Erie Canal, you'd be pretty accurate.

Everyone knows "New York" means NYC... You know, the place where everyone thinks the entire world is a cab ride away?

That state needs a new name... jeez.

How about Albanyland? Buffalonia? New Canada?

Just rename the whole thing Upstate New York.

After all, most people consider the entire state to be upstate, rather than the accurate geographic interpretation of upstate.

Northern New York has an inferiority complex about how it fits in with the rest of the state.

I spent a couple summers in the 80's around Old Forge (north of wonderful Utica) and am familiar with that sentiment.

People with inferiority complexes "Upstate" should just pee in the river more!

People west of the finger lakes, well... I hear contemplating suicide is back in fashion!??!

In Pennsylvania, "Upstate" is more of an elevation thing than a direction thing... and considering that NYC is basically the rectum and anus of the Hudson and at sea level, it fits for NY too...