What the Balls? Another Caption Contest (2-21-08)

He just came back from injury apparently in this photo (not a caption). And this is his first game after the injury.

Cassell whips out lightsaber.

I may be ugly as sin, but wait 'til you see what I've got!

After a solid performance against the Hornets, Sam Cassell shows the cameraman his definition of hardwood.

When I was a little biddy boy

My grandma bought me a cute little toy Two Silver bells on a string She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling

When I was little boy In Grammar school Always went by the very best rule But Evertime the bell would ring You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling

Once while climbing the garden wall, Slipped and fell had a very bad fall I fell so hard I heard birds sing, But I held on to My ding-a-ling

Once while swimming cross turtle creek Man them snappers right at my feet Sure was hard swimming cross that thing with both hands holding my dingaling

Now this here song it ain't so bad Prettiest little song that you ever had And those of you who will not sing

must be playing with your on Ding-a-ling

"Someone told him that there was a wiener thief out there. And if he lets go of it, they'll snatch it away... Now his hands don't leave his pants." -Bill Engval

He looks like he leering at the camera, so. . . "Come here, I have something to show you."

Hee hee hee...yep its still there....