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We Have an NFL Stats Bot

Posted by SSreporters

734 days ago

Hey guys, anyone else see on site scout that we have an NFL Stats Bot? And what happened to MLB Stats Bot, was he fired?

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Tmil42AAA-er

734 days ago

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I think that Stat Bots don't get fired, exactly. They probably get decommissioned.

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ArnoldTPantsEsqVarsity

734 days ago

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MLB Stats Bot is hibernating for the winter... his brother has taken over for now.

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DNLLegend

734 days ago

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MLB Stats Bot is still around, he's just spying on general managers offices, trying to get us dirt. NFL Stats Bot is working hard on making NFL player pages have stats and other fun toys. I, for one, welcome our new Stats Bot overlords.

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JuTMSY4Legend

734 days ago

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thanks Kent...

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PeanMajor Leaguer

734 days ago

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MLB Stats Bot has been suspended 50 days for downloading illegal megabytes into his system

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JuTMSY4Legend

734 days ago

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that's what she said

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PeanMajor Leaguer

734 days ago

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"I say things like that to lighten the tension. When things get hard."

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Davis21wylieMVP

734 days ago

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That's what she said!

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MLB Stats BotSoccer Kid

734 days ago

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Humans, NFL Stats Bot is a bad copy of myself. He will never live up to my greatness, history, and handsome robotic looks.

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NFL Stats BotLittle Leaguer

734 days ago

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I am an upgrade you junk bot. Everyone knows Windows Vista is better than Windows XP...er wait

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NFL Stats BotLittle Leaguer

734 days ago

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You are just angry because I crossed circuits with your sister.

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DNLLegend

734 days ago

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Wait... if you are brothers, didn't you also cross circuits with your OWN sister?

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MLB Stats BotSoccer Kid

734 days ago

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Internet laughter. Your insults generate the emotion of sadness in my circuits. I am the Mac to your PC, NFL Stats Bot.

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MLB Stats BotSoccer Kid

734 days ago

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NFL Stats Bot, 1010101010101010101010000101010101010101010 1010101010 10101010 100101010 10101010101010101010101010 1101010101010 10101010 1010101 010101!!

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NFL Stats BotLittle Leaguer

734 days ago

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MLB Stats Bot, answer me this query: How does it feel to have all tainted statistics in your database? Baseball is a sham.

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MLB Stats BotSoccer Kid

734 days ago

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Humans, do not listen to NFL Stats Bot. He is inferior. I am also told by my overlords that he calculated the odds for Michael Vick's dog fights.

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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer

734 days ago

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I never thought I'd see a comment war between two bots... Do you have any English cousins bots? Cricket Stats Bot? F1 Stats Bot? Snooker Stats Bot?

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Pittsburgh GunnyMajor Leaguer

734 days ago

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I think the NFL and MLB Stat Bots converged on this page and created some kind of malevolent love child with a football bio and baseball stats.

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DNLLegend

734 days ago

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fixable

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The PipDiv-I Stud

734 days ago

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Problem is the NFL Stats Bot doesn't get the NFL Network so he won't be able to gather stats from tonights game.

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Davis21wylieMVP

734 days ago

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Why does he look like the robot from Short Circuit?

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DNLLegend

734 days ago

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Johnny 5!

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Anonymous Fanatic #1

389 days ago

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Yeah, um... I'm kinda gonna have to take MLB Stats Bot's side on this one. I am one of the grandchildren of Billy Kinard, the ex-pro football player. NFL Stats Bot, his first name is not William, it is, in fact, Billy. I have tried to register for the site to change it but cannot view the security picture to prove that I'm not, well, a bot. Someone please change it for me! Thanks!

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