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Too Manny Stiles is Dead!!!
Oh shat, here comes another retirement!!!
Dateline - ArmchairGM.com, April whatever it is, 2008 - That's right!!! Too Manny Stiles is dead...
After the scene was investigated, it appears that an unidentified assailant has apparently killed Too Manny Stiles with a green armchair and fled the scene wearing a Mets hat and shirt.
Investigators believe that "Too Manny" was deeply involved in a gambling ring with some Yankees fans and after winning his bet handily, he was beaten until 1,000,000 AGM points spilled from his enormous gourd.
The Original Manny Stiles could not be reached for comment on the matter as he is suffering from amnesia that only affects his memory back to the random time period of May 2007 after having his alter ego visciously beaten out of him. No services are scheduled at this time, but five bucks says a YouTube video will ensue... (Oops! there goes that gambling problem again)
Word has it that "the Original" Manny Stiles would be returning later today to host a running live blog of the last game of the 4 game series between the Rays and Yankees which will also be aired on the 4-letter. Check back for more details around game time.
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