The Brent Musberger. Kirk Herbstreit Drinking Game

Just because you aren't willing to drink alcohol (let alone be old enough), doesn't mean you can't come up with fun drinking games at the expense of someone who happens to work in the sports industry.

This will require a shot glass, and 3 bottles of alcohol of your choice.

• Take one drink whenever Herbstreit mentions Ohio State (or a team that beat Ohio State) in the "team that has most to prove" section of College Gameday.

   *Take one drink for every 3 times he says "BOOM!"
   *Take two drinks for every time he incorrectly pronounces a word (such as uncharted, in which he said unchartered)
   *If Musberger goes an entire quarter without saying "folks", grab the whole bottle and chug.
   *Take one drink for every mention of USC or random Big Ten team.
   *Take three drinks for every mention of "undersized (position here)" in Herbstreit's analysis.
   *In today's Rose Bowl, five drinks for Herbstreit's "Statement win talk", which is sure to feature Ohio State's loss to Illinois.
   *Take one drink for any mention of USC being a national championship contender by either announcer.
   *When the game gets out of hand, and Herbstreit and Musberger talk about something not even close to the game, go out and take a jog around your local park.
   *If Musberger calls a touchdown when a player is running free, then the player slips, laugh first, then go chug the bottle away.
   *Finally, for every statement that includes "best in the country, best in the conference, best in the world, best in the team", throw next bottle you have at TV.

That's the SSR guide to this commentary crew, and the drinking game that follows it.

The Ironman Jeff GarciaJV Squad

715 days ago

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Lee Corso approves of these rules as he just found a way to Herbie's pants.

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