Need Help

Butt sex is illegal in most states, but no one's telling you to quit that...

If you weren't such a dick to me, I could have helped you. One tip - don't drink warm vinegar. I saw someone told you to do that... WHY does it need to be warm? It's SO much easier to drink cold. They just want you to puke. Of course, it's easier to quit than drink vinegar. Vinegar works, but only as a cleanser BEFORE hand (try Niacin with it)

Since they already got you hot, sounds like you're screwed. The key to being stoned at work is to deflect attention (look constantly busy even though the Doors are playing a concert in your head) and not give ANYONE a reason to think you're anything but tired (blame it on your sleepless kid). I would feel sorry for you, but... I was never stupid enough to get caught.

That's gonna look like shit on your resume, dude. To send good wishes, I will assemble a small pile of seeds and stems and apply fire to spread some mystic vapors in your memory for consolation...