Michael Phelps Related Caption Contest - Don't you wish the Olympics were EVERY year?

"Damned Skeletor, always facking it up... I'll get you yet, He-Man!!!"

Damn it JuT! You won it before anybody had a chance.

/Was thinking Zoolander as well

I guess I should see the movie?

Its actually an entertaining movie, though really stupid at times... that being said (case in point) its incredibly quotable, especially for the really really really ridiculously good looking

It's good satire on the modeling industry.

That's Phelps. He's so hot right now...

I hear Blue Gold is gonna blow our minds. And it's one movie where Will Ferrell actually played a different character and don't bring up Stranger Than Fiction or Bewitched, because those never happened.

It's Blue Steel

Billy Zane: Hey, Derek, back on top, man.

Derek Zoolander: Thanks, Billy. You rock.

Billy Zane: No, you rock. When you gonna drop Magnum on us, buddy?

Derek Zoolander: Not yet. You gotta tame the beast before you let it out of its cage.

That might just be the best role of Billy Zane's career.

"It's a walk-off!"

David Bowie: "If nobody has any objections, I believe I might be of service. "

Everyone: "[Gasp] David Bowie!"

I have a Caption Contest problem and I'm taking it out on all of you...

1) "I got your chicken of the sea right here, bitch!"

2) Smells like cologne, leave it alone. Smells like fish it's a dish!

3) "So you're saying they only eat sushi in Japan and not China, right?"

4) "Bill Parcells won't think this is funny, Michael."

5) "Mike, it says right here in the contract. Sea World OWNS you no matter how many medals you win."

6) "If Ursula asks you for your voice... for the love of God, just say 'No'... we don't need to go through that again."

7) "Tonight, at Eleven: Something has gone horribly wrong on the island of Lesbos. Men everywhere mourn a tragedy."

8) "I can tolerate the facial hair, but that has to be the smallest titties I've ever seen on a mermaid. What a shame!"

9) Coming Summer 2008. The new blockbuster movie: Mr Limpet goes to China! Starring Don Knotts as Michael Phelps...

10) "Michele Phelps, the fugly twin sister of Michael phelps has long been a hidden secret of the family until now. Access Hollywood has the story..."

Bonus) "Yes, that is a dorsal fin in my pocket. But I really am happy to see you!"

RIP Don Knotts

With a cameo from Mark Spitz as the Giant Cockfish.

"Gay? I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem! No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost. You see..."

One of the best episodes ever.

RIP Troy McClure (and all the other people you were packed in tightly with inside that crazy head)

Lionel Hutz and Lyle Lanley come to mind:

Crowd: "Monorail! Monorail! Monorail!"

Homer: Mono...D'oh!

Hartman was one of the most important bit players in the Simpsons' best years, even when he did characters for only one episode. "Smooth" Jimmy Apollo, and Bart's Bigger Brother Tom are two classics.

nice!