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Michael Phelps Related Caption Contest - Don't you wish the Olympics were EVERY year?

Posted by Manny Stiles
475 days ago


Has anyone considered what would happen if he say... DIDN'T win 8 gold medals?

Oh well, never mind... He's helping you get over your Bret Favre media withdrawal; the cold sweats, the shakes, the desire to purchase more Jets paraphernalia, the #4 tattoo, the rotting cheese in your fridge... In the meantime, let's blame it on Phelps' "special" swim suit.


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JuTMSY4Legend
475 days ago
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Larry Zoolander: I just thank the Lord she didn't live to see her son as a mermaid.

Derek Zoolander: Mer-man!

[high-pitched cough]

Derek Zoolander: Mer-man!
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
475 days ago
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"Damned Skeletor, always facking it up... I'll get you yet, He-Man!!!"
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Oh No RomoDraft Pick
475 days ago
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Damn it JuT! You won it before anybody had a chance.


/Was thinking Zoolander as well
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
475 days ago
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I guess I should see the movie?
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JuTMSY4Legend
475 days ago
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Its actually an entertaining movie, though really stupid at times... that being said (case in point) its incredibly quotable, especially for the really really really ridiculously good looking
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Oh No RomoDraft Pick
475 days ago
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It's good satire on the modeling industry.
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MegECass110AAA-er
475 days ago
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That's Phelps. He's so hot right now...
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AmphibiousSportsDuoVarsity
475 days ago
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I hear Blue Gold is gonna blow our minds. And it's one movie where Will Ferrell actually played a different character and don't bring up Stranger Than Fiction or Bewitched, because those never happened.
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Oh No RomoDraft Pick
474 days ago
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It's Blue Steel
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JuTMSY4Legend
474 days ago
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Billy Zane: Hey, Derek, back on top, man.

Derek Zoolander: Thanks, Billy. You rock.

Billy Zane: No, you rock. When you gonna drop Magnum on us, buddy?

Derek Zoolander: Not yet. You gotta tame the beast before you let it out of its cage.
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Oh No RomoDraft Pick
474 days ago
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That might just be the best role of Billy Zane's career.


"It's a walk-off!"
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JuTMSY4Legend
474 days ago
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David Bowie: "If nobody has any objections, I believe I might be of service. "
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JuTMSY4Legend
474 days ago
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Everyone: "[Gasp] David Bowie!"
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
475 days ago
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"Sure they test for Human Growth Hormone, but no one will suspect Mahi Mahi Growth Hormone!!!" "Aw, crap. I think I got a touch of Ich..."
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
475 days ago
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I have a Caption Contest problem and I'm taking it out on all of you...


1) "I got your chicken of the sea right here, bitch!"

2) Smells like cologne, leave it alone. Smells like fish it's a dish!

3) "So you're saying they only eat sushi in Japan and not China, right?"

4) "Bill Parcells won't think this is funny, Michael."

5) "Mike, it says right here in the contract. Sea World OWNS you no matter how many medals you win."

6) "If Ursula asks you for your voice... for the love of God, just say 'No'... we don't need to go through that again."

7) "Tonight, at Eleven: Something has gone horribly wrong on the island of Lesbos. Men everywhere mourn a tragedy."

8) "I can tolerate the facial hair, but that has to be the smallest titties I've ever seen on a mermaid. What a shame!"

9) Coming Summer 2008. The new blockbuster movie: Mr Limpet goes to China! Starring Don Knotts as Michael Phelps...

10) "Michele Phelps, the fugly twin sister of Michael phelps has long been a hidden secret of the family until now. Access Hollywood has the story..."

Bonus) "Yes, that is a dorsal fin in my pocket. But I really am happy to see you!"
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JuTMSY4Legend
475 days ago
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RIP Don Knotts
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KelsdadAll-Star
475 days ago
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Oh, damn, you beat me. I was all over #5... "Michael Phelps, former Olympic hero, now the star of the Atlantis Hotel's Water Spectacular. Shows continuous daily, on the hour. Tips appreciated."
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
475 days ago
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With a cameo from Mark Spitz as the Giant Cockfish.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
475 days ago
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Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from The Fish that saved North Haverbrook and the baseball themed Broadway flop Damn Marlins. Suddenly I have the urge to inform you I am a HUUUUUGE Michael Phelps fan...
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
475 days ago
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"Gay? I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem! No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost. You see..."


One of the best episodes ever.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
474 days ago
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RIP Troy McClure (and all the other people you were packed in tightly with inside that crazy head)
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JuTMSY4Legend
474 days ago
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Lionel Hutz and Lyle Lanley come to mind:

Crowd: "Monorail! Monorail! Monorail!"

Homer: Mono...D'oh!
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JuTMSY4Legend
474 days ago
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I call the big one bitey
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
474 days ago
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Hartman was one of the most important bit players in the Simpsons' best years, even when he did characters for only one episode. "Smooth" Jimmy Apollo, and Bart's Bigger Brother Tom are two classics. 8f12_006.jpg
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AmphibiousSportsDuoVarsity
475 days ago
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Who knew Rob Reiner was doing a remake of Splash?
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
475 days ago
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nice!
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
475 days ago
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that phishy smell
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MegECass110AAA-er
475 days ago
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Fack that new Speedo Lazr suit, this'll work just fine...
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