Jokes

I came across these earlier, one of them you probably heard 'cause it's an oldie, the other one, somebody just made up this week, and you'll know why when you read it.

What does Ohio State have in common with marijuana?

They both get smoked in bowls.

With the trading of Marcus Camby, not only do the Nuggets have no one who can play defense, they don't have anyone who can SPELL defense.

Good? Bad? True?

SSreportersLegend

501 days ago

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Carmelo can spell defense.....

Okay "legal" would be in there but close enough.

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MegECass110AAA-er

501 days ago

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Of course he can... Syracuse Fan

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Tmil42AAA-er

501 days ago

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'CUSE

This user is a Syracuse fan...GO ORANGE.

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Tmil42AAA-er

501 days ago

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Well, what the hell...let's try this one.

Template:Josh Pace Fan

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MegECass110AAA-er

501 days ago

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No Cuse fan box!?!?!?! For shame... Syracuse Fan

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Tmil42AAA-er

501 days ago

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Alright, last try.

Template:Gerry McNamara Fan

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Tmil42AAA-er

501 days ago

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I give up.

I guess the only joke here is me.

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MegECass110AAA-er

501 days ago

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God damn it... [Template: Syracuse Fan]

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MegECass110AAA-er

501 days ago

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W...T...F... Template: Syracuse Fan

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Tmil42AAA-er

501 days ago

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I give you plusses for trying, Meg.

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MegECass110AAA-er

501 days ago

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Template:Syracuse Univeristy Fan

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MegECass110AAA-er

501 days ago

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Holy shit...I am a disgrace... Template:Syracuse University Fan

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MegECass110AAA-er

501 days ago

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Syracuse University Fan

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MegECass110AAA-er

501 days ago

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'CUSE

This user is a Syracuse fan...GO ORANGE.

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JB82Div-I Stud

501 days ago

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Thank you, Jay Leno...

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JB82Div-I Stud

501 days ago

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I'm sure you meant well

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MegECass110AAA-er

501 days ago

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This user is a Syracuse Orange fan.

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MegECass110AAA-er

501 days ago

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THE DAY IS MINE!

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Tmil42AAA-er

501 days ago

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And it only took you 9 tries.

Impressive.

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Taytay 24All-American

501 days ago

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I'm guessing you aren't a computer programming major?

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MegECass110AAA-er

501 days ago

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I just proved women suck at technology. I blame Wiki.

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MegECass110AAA-er

501 days ago

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And the squiggly brackets. It's all their fault.

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Tmil42AAA-er

501 days ago

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Meg: Reinforcing wiki stereotypes (wikitypes? stereowiks?) since 2007.

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MegECass110AAA-er

501 days ago

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I'm going with Stereokis.

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KelsdadAll-Star

501 days ago

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Hey Meg, if you couldn't find the Syracuse box, you could have borrowed mine....

This user is a University of Connecticut fan.

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MegECass110AAA-er

501 days ago

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Booooooooooo...

I actually really liked UConn when I went to visit. Campus is wicked nice. I woulda liked it there if I had gone, I think.

But I have the best friends in the world, who happen to put stuffed-animal Huskies in a noose and yell "Where's my laptop?" at Marcus Williams.

God I love college...

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KelsdadAll-Star

501 days ago

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Amateurs. Before your time..Syracuse had a guard named Marty Head. As in Marty "Whaddya mean no" Head. Then hold up posters of, well, you know....

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