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Jokes

Posted by Kelsdad
481 days ago


I came across these earlier, one of them you probably heard 'cause it's an oldie, the other one, somebody just made up this week, and you'll know why when you read it.


What does Ohio State have in common with marijuana?

They both get smoked in bowls.


With the trading of Marcus Camby, not only do the Nuggets have no one who can play defense, they don't have anyone who can SPELL defense.


Good? Bad? True?

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SSreportersLegend
481 days ago
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Carmelo can spell defense.....


Okay "legal" would be in there but close enough.
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MegECass110AAA-er
481 days ago
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Of course he can... Syracuse Fan
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Tmil42AAA-er
481 days ago
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'CUSE This user is a Syracuse fan...GO ORANGE.
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Tmil42AAA-er
481 days ago
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Well, what the hell...let's try this one.


Template:Josh Pace Fan
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MegECass110AAA-er
481 days ago
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No Cuse fan box!?!?!?! For shame... Syracuse Fan
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Tmil42AAA-er
481 days ago
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Alright, last try.


Template:Gerry McNamara Fan
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Tmil42AAA-er
481 days ago
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I give up.


I guess the only joke here is me.
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MegECass110AAA-er
481 days ago
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God damn it... [Template: Syracuse Fan]
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MegECass110AAA-er
481 days ago
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W...T...F... Template: Syracuse Fan
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Tmil42AAA-er
481 days ago
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I give you plusses for trying, Meg.
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MegECass110AAA-er
481 days ago
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Template:Syracuse Univeristy Fan
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MegECass110AAA-er
481 days ago
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Holy shit...I am a disgrace... Template:Syracuse University Fan
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MegECass110AAA-er
481 days ago
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Syracuse University Fan
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MegECass110AAA-er
481 days ago
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'CUSE This user is a Syracuse fan...GO ORANGE.
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JB82Div-I Stud
481 days ago
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Thank you, Jay Leno...
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JB82Div-I Stud
481 days ago
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I'm sure you meant well
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MegECass110AAA-er
481 days ago
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Image:SyracuseLogo.jpg This user is a Syracuse Orange fan.
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MegECass110AAA-er
481 days ago
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THE DAY IS MINE!
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Tmil42AAA-er
481 days ago
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And it only took you 9 tries.


Impressive.
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Taytay 24All-American
481 days ago
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I'm guessing you aren't a computer programming major?
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MegECass110AAA-er
481 days ago
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I just proved women suck at technology. I blame Wiki.
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MegECass110AAA-er
481 days ago
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And the squiggly brackets. It's all their fault.
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Tmil42AAA-er
481 days ago
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Meg: Reinforcing wiki stereotypes (wikitypes? stereowiks?) since 2007.
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MegECass110AAA-er
481 days ago
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I'm going with Stereokis.
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KelsdadAll-Star
481 days ago
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Hey Meg, if you couldn't find the Syracuse box, you could have borrowed mine....


Image:uconnlogo.jpg This user is a University of Connecticut fan.
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MegECass110AAA-er
481 days ago
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Booooooooooo...

I actually really liked UConn when I went to visit. Campus is wicked nice. I woulda liked it there if I had gone, I think.

But I have the best friends in the world, who happen to put stuffed-animal Huskies in a noose and yell "Where's my laptop?" at Marcus Williams.

God I love college...
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KelsdadAll-Star
481 days ago
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Amateurs. Before your time..Syracuse had a guard named Marty Head. As in Marty "Whaddya mean no" Head. Then hold up posters of, well, you know....
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