Jessica Simpson Dumped!

Free to find another talentless blonde cheerleader wannabe to ruin his game.

talentless blond?

She has talents. Nice talents.

She is talentless...unless you consider her breasts. :)

you guys can't be serious? You're going to call he untalented?

*her

SSR, I'm sure your not quite old enough to apperciate her real talent ;)

Haha, I dunno who created that fanbox, but the purple was a touch of genius. A little pink trim would look nice, too...

Love em or hate em but I gurantee that the majority of males on this site would be happy to have Underwood or Simpson in the ex file.

Can we do a comparision here?

Since people here don't like the pictures Jamel use to post, of PG of course, I will post these.

Not bad if you ask me.

Not bad picking right there.

Good point, not a bad resume right there.

Underwood > Simpson

i agree Underwood beat Simpson but again there is no real loser in this game.

well, right now Tony had and lost (dumped/got rid of/whatever) both of them... I think he is the clear-cut loser here because the girls are both still incredibly hot

Yeah but Simpson for sure is not the type of girl you get and keep around for the long haul

He's the Loser Falcon? Are you nuts he's a HUGE WINNER. He got them both and is gonna get to move on to someone prettier/smarter/more talented and who knows maybe better in the sack. I think Tony continues to win while everyone else loses around him.

Jessica Simpson's father might be one of the top 5 most creepy non-convicted sex offenders in the country. Wasn't the story last year that he basically pimped Jessica to Tony for free Cowboy tickets?

Tony to Jessica's Dad: "Hope you enjoy Wheel of Fortune in the other room, I'll be enjoying the Simpson Women."

I'm pretty good looking but only moderately intelligent, but pretty much a 100% asshole.

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