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In Which Joketard Takes Credit for Someone Else's Work Once Again Then Proves Himself to Be a Psycho Loser Who Can't Stop Thinking About Manny Stiles

Posted by Manny Stiles
542 days ago


If you don't care for silly drama and childish nonsense, then read something else:

I'm just going to rebut the jibberish that can't seem to keep from following me like it's my personal dingleberry.

A quote from another website:


"Jay the Joke - Where the facts are the facts instead of bias. In other words, the complete opposite of the amateurish armchair Monday morning quarterbacking antics of the Chicago Sun-Times."

Take note that the word armchair on the page linked to my profile page here at AGM. Because he can't keep my name off of his lying lips...


This was the closing paragraph on JaytheJoke's front page article titled In Which we listen to a lawyer, not a F*!cktard.


The article was actually just a fine example of the "Administrator" there taking credit for someone else's efforts... again. Congrats on getting usurped for your efforts "dui_attorney". Must be comforting to know you've been a member at JTJ since December but never got any kind of recognition or support until you created something original the King Joketard could take credit for...

See... when something original or ... COHERENT is posted on JTJ, it suddenly becomes property of the King Joketard to use as his personal armory.

I don't know how a lawyer spouting about the possibilities in a case in which he has zero facts to base his conclusion, nee HYPOTHESIS furthers the "awesomeness" of JTJ. I mean, it's almost like the Jokesters see a lot of syllables and suddenly have reason to hope their site won't suck as much this day.

Note: A lawyer giving advice to a guy when he doesn't even know what state the offender's driving license is maintained is what most people call "an issue" and certainly puts you on the fast skilift up Slippery Slope.

And for T. Baggs to back the conceptualizations of an attorney is quite ironic considering the pages and pages of slander and vile attacks he has posted about lawyers. Yet, WE are the hypocrites of the Internet...

Memo to the Administrator, if you want the "facts" - as you claim to be all about - let's have them out in the open instead of hiding the real facts behind hidden agendas of jealousy, lies, slander and hate.

But you and I both know that "facts" are the bane to your existence!

All of this certainly ranks low in the ironic humor department compared to this: Where Joketard claims that "Lurkers" (who are in fact, valuable, contributing MEMBERS of AGM - and conveniently also the AUTHORS of said post) dub him "a voice of reason". Pretty fantastic leap of imagination there...




Hey, Enema Breath - YOU are the lurker and your "name" and "voice of reason" go together like dogshit and peanut butter.


Ohhhhhh Kaaaaay.


Besides,

1) calling others "amateurish" isn't very professional,

and

2) I AM AN AMATEUR, Numbnuts.


Furthermore, Tyrone... doesn't your wife get jealous of all the time you spend thinking about me?

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
542 days ago
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My favorite part is where they said that JTJ is "gonna make dui_attorney famous"...
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LASportsblogAAA-er
542 days ago
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LOL Manny started a title with: In Which
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JuTMSY4Legend
542 days ago
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yeah, words cannot describe my hatred...ugh
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
542 days ago
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It nauseates me too, because I'm MUCH more of a fan of ending my sentences in prepositions, but I wanted to be sure that the Earl Douche of Bag saw it...

"In which"... reminds me of "Friends" where the stupidly title every episode "The one where ________"

AS if there could be two.
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LASportsblogAAA-er
542 days ago
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There could be: "The one where there are no black people or Ricans in the middle of Manhattan" could easily describe every episode
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LASportsblogAAA-er
542 days ago
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...my co-worker corrects me: "Not True Nate! Aisha Tyler was in like 3 episodes at the end!" I'm gonna get that dude fired...
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
542 days ago
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Aisha Tyler... I say yes. (to whatever you can think of..)

Gabrielle Union (see above) was in one episode as well.

And now that I've put those two in the same sentence, I'll be right back in a couple minutes...
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Oh No RomoDraft Pick
542 days ago
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Wasn't there an episode titled "The one where Joey has a third nipple" ?
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
542 days ago
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That was Chandler. It was his "nubbin'" My wife has the whole series on DVD.
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Oh No RomoDraft Pick
542 days ago
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I knew it was either Joey or Chandler. Wasn't sure who
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LASportsblogAAA-er
542 days ago
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Also Charmin works good on dinglebarries, I have a long haired cat that gets mud stuck on his belly all the time.
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LASportsblogAAA-er
542 days ago
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...that was a joke BTW
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
542 days ago
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It was a joke because you don't really use the Charmin, you just lick them off?
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LASportsblogAAA-er
542 days ago
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because tongues are more absorbent ;)
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
542 days ago
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Touché, pussycat!
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SSreportersLegend
542 days ago
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Fun Fact: Tyrone's room is actually plastered with the photoshopped pictures of Manny....
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
542 days ago
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I have a good idea how they stick to the wall... (pushes the Qtip in a little further for thinking about it)
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JuTMSY4Legend
542 days ago
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Seriously...there are way better articles out there ; - )
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LASportsblogAAA-er
542 days ago
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I got two out there right now and you dont see me Shamlessly Self-promoting =)
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
542 days ago
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If you ask me... There's not enough Shamelessness around here anymore...
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SSreportersLegend
542 days ago
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Can we have a better name than Joketard?
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
542 days ago
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MPD - Manny's Personal Dingleberry?

Ty-nky?

One time... at Banned Camp?

Cryrone?

Jamel's Boyfriend?

Fraud (that's my favorite)

Lie-rone Braggs?

Useless Waste of Time?

AGM's Lurkinest Fan?

"Mr. Can't Create a Post without it being at least 50% someone else's words"?
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SSreportersLegend
542 days ago
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Jamel's mistress?
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
542 days ago
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Good point, he probably wears a Pam Anderson mask for him...
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SSreportersLegend
542 days ago
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Oh, and Manny, I told you those guys were incompetent. That captcha thing never worked.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
542 days ago
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And I gave them too much credit...

Before we get too far here: I have no problem with of the JTJers that haven't had themselves banned here. Most can find a shred of reason on occasion (that is a compliment).

Bill, Hino, Slim, Ed, Madhouse, et al... they only have made the mistake of associating themselves with a lying, fraudulent, hateful, jealous, unoriginal, unhumorous, inciteful, inflamatory, angry because Mariotti scorned him personally, little witless twit that can't face truth without shrivelling into a dried dog turd.

It's too bad they take his "words" without the building sized grain of salt.

Jamel isn't really worth a full sentence of....
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SSreportersLegend
542 days ago
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Notice that Olaf hasn't shown up ever since FP deleted the article (although I told him not to).
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
542 days ago
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I told you not to IN the post. I don't care if Olaf is part of JTJ or not. It clearly was not as big a deal as ANYONE made it - it was a bad joke done pporly and we made funnier jokes in the comments - and the fact that JTJ decided to "vote the article to the front page" is just further proof that Joketard is overtly jealous of the originality and creativity that permeate this site without the hate and jealousy that site was founded on.
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SSreportersLegend
542 days ago
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He wouldn't listen....plus JuT said to delete it as well so I lost 2 to 1.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
542 days ago
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Well, those guys did what they felt was right... Too bad, eh?
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
542 days ago
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@ King Joketard Lurker - "I know you are, but what am I???"

If this is me "going bananas" Enema Breath, well then your rubber and I'm glue! I consider this my logical rebuttal to your "facts are facts and not bias" claim. I know you're an expert on dancing bananas, but you better guess again, Joketard.


You are like a child that had his favorite toy taken away for being naughty, Tyrone*. Go cry in someone else's corner.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
542 days ago
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Let me quote you directly, Hypocrite: "Weird how a few out there simply cannot exist without creating fictional ways to slander me."

Like how I said you are a meth addicted, VD carrying, overly fat, pedophile, white trash desert pig that lives in a burnt down trailer with my fake dead brother, right?

Oh, Wait... THAT IS WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT ME!!! That's right...

Have I told you lately you're a tremendous hypocrite?

I HOPE your fellow JTJers see your words and put 1 + 1.

And I hardly think calling you dogshit is slander. It's actually a quite accurate desciption.
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SSreportersLegend
542 days ago
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I think the wiener on his site wasn't meant to represent Jay.....
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SSreportersLegend
542 days ago
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I want to know how Jamel magically died and came back to life just recently.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
542 days ago
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It's the same magic that makes Tyrone forget that he wears the biggest flip-flops in Chicago...

I mean I go from being an alive and well journalist - "While most us here {cough, cough - me - cough, cough] simply writing about subjects watched on television or read off other blogs/AP/websites, Manny is out there actually investigating and interviewing in person. OMG - journalism is indeed alive & well!

to being an amateurish retarded transexual ape...

[edit] Flip

[edit] Flop

He also forgets that I was the one who congratulated him on his kid before anyone else - despite the kudos he gives MJD in his "profile".


You can lie all you want, Tyrone... the trail is there for all to see!
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SSreportersLegend
542 days ago
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You know that little thing that says "The Garbage Dump"? Am I the only one who thought it would redirect me to the home page?
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SSreportersLegend
542 days ago
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Hope we gave you enough ammo for you to miss the target TB.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
542 days ago
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If not, let's try this on for size:

"...BTW - your stuff here is indeed always interesting. Hope DNL et al. appreciate the work you do. In all sincerity, I do.

Later,

Tyrone"
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The PipDiv-I Stud
542 days ago
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Title of the year.
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HinoSoccer Kid
542 days ago
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Manny, what is your overly enthusiatic fascination with Tyrone Briggs. Are you secretly a closet... with a deep love for black men that can actually turn a phrase and post a rational thought. Thanks for the mention above, but that actually does nothing for me. I am sure Bill and Slim probably feel the same way. I sincerely hope you get help with your Tyrone complex before it ie too late. Best of luck in your quest.
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SSreportersLegend
542 days ago
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What is Tyrone Briggs' obsession with Manny Stiles?
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
542 days ago
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My fascination? Are you on crack? Go look at YOUR front page - the one with a link to my AGM profile - again, Homey.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
542 days ago
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And Hino - read this thread carefully... Follow the bouncing mountain of evidence. And without your head up your ass this time.

I never asked Tyrone to come to AGM. I never asked him to harass and slander me over the breadth of several websites. I never asked him to dedicate a blog to me. And I didn't ask him to call me a pedophile or threaten to piss on my grave after he kills me...

All I asked was for 2 things -

1) an apology

and 2) for him to admit the truth.


MY STORY hasn't changed...not since May 15th of 2007. Tyrone is the one with the issues/obsession.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
542 days ago
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And If Tyrone is black (or a man "that can actually turn a phrase and post a rational thought" for that matter.) then I am your conjoined twin.
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HinoSoccer Kid
542 days ago
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Well, Tyrone is a black man that can turn a phrase and if we were conjoined thankfully we were seperated before we go to know each other. Quite frankly, I am not sure what your fascination is with each other. But, I guess, that is up to you both to figure out.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
542 days ago
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You must've been the placenta then.
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HinoSoccer Kid
542 days ago
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Oh, and

P.S.

Sorry Manny I can't stay and have a great debate with you. It seems I have a daughter to take care of. WHat is your story again?
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
542 days ago
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Well, darn it to heck.

Only one kid to take care of? Poor you.


My story is simple - I came here for SPORTS. I stayed here for SPORTS. And I don't think Mr. Make-it-personal knows how to deal with me. He fears talent and originality and will go out of his way to destroy his percieved enemies.

Ask Leslie, ask MLN Sports, ask False Prophet, ask Barron and Roc. ASk Jay Mariotti.

Why does Tyrone have so many enemies, anyway?

Tyrone is a bully on the internet because he is a big pussy in real life and he has to make up for his real inadequacies with lies, personal attacks and fraudulence.

I don't care what he does to other people. He isn't going to do this shit to me!
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