Important Announcent Regarding ESPN

And Happy April Fools Day to you too Pean!

In other words... status quo.

Oh Pean, you're such a kidder. What's next, a breaking news story about how Providence College will hire Bobby Knight to replace Tim Welsh?

"There are a few caveats, which DNL had to agree to."

No, you mean, "there are a few caveats that DNL had to agree to."

Thanks for adding the link category I asked for! :)

Worldwide Leader my arse.

April Fools.... But I am glad to know I finally made it to the show, and I can leave all you suckas behind.

APRIL FOOLS!

Only one way to find out... Berman is an idiot and ESPN SUCKS!!!!

Damn Pean, make it an article next time and I bet every user here votes for it...

Well, guys, since I don't have any money to pay for those articles, and there's almost no ways to gain points, I'm gonna pull off a Manny Stiles: I'm outta here... (You know I'll be back)

Translation:

• "No more negative posts/comments about ESPN or ESPN personalities. Anyone who violates this will be BANNED. No exceptions." - Bye Bye SSR

• "ESPN owns the rights to everything you post. Even your username" - Sweet, cyber-communism

• "Cross posting will be encouraged. They really want teaser text in all blog posts, that will link to the content that is on ESPN." - Now I get to enjoy a preview of everything the great staff at ESPN has to offer. (on a serious note, their NFL research Dept. is actually pretty good, even if their writers suck).

• "No more videos embedded on ArmchairGM.com. They must be linked to ESPN.com" - Hooray ESPN.com's videos aka the only thing worse than myspace pages.

• "No more uploading images" - Please sylize all future articles

• "No more avatars" - AND Cyber Facism? Why didn't we do this earlier?

• "No more voting for articles. Popular articles will be decided by ESPN" - I never liked having freedoms

• "Beat reporters will continue, but we are REQUIRED to have 20-25 users each on the Yankees and Red Sox." New York and Boston's coverage must reflect ESPN's opinion on the population differences between the Northeast Metropolis's and the rest of the world.

• "No more polls. SportsNation Polls on ESPN can only be used." - That's so nice of them to tell me what I get to share my opinion on. Now I don't have to think of ideas for articles!

• "More flashy and sound enabled ads" - Can we also change the URL to armchairgm.espn.com/myspace too?

• "Homepage will have SportsCenter Auto Loaded" - Can it also play the ESPNews theme song rediculously loud on repeat?

• "In order to read popular articles, you will have to pay $19.99 a month. In order to read new articles, you will have to pay $29.99 a month." - Let's charge more so that the Worldwide leader in sports will stay the worldwide leader in sports!!!

• "Each week, someone has to volunteer to write an article on "Why Joe Morgan Is Great"." - Davis, you want first dibs?

• "Someone has to build out the "Spelling Bee" Encyclopedia" - SSR? Change of plans. You can either be banned permanently, or fill out the Spelling Bee encyclopedia.

Wait. So this means the site will finally have a programmer that gets things fixed right the first time???

Each week, someone has to volunteer to write an article on "Why Joe Morgan Is Great".

Hey, I'll definitely volunteer. I mean, I can't say enough good things about the guy. He's really great at what he does, and is actually one of my all-time favorites. To summarize: Joe Morgan is simply tremendous.

Wait... we're talking about Joe as a player, right?

It better be a joke, or else i just quit

I was surprised Joe Morgan was so adamant in his views about Bonds being innocent. Haven't heard his opinions on Bonds since the indictment. Of course Bonds is still innocent until proven guilty but I wouldn't want to be in his place right now.