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I'm Back- It's Christmas Time and Jam-Jam is your present

Posted by Jamel
775 days ago


Hi guys and gals-- I've missed you all so much

I've been on "vacation" for awhile-- actually I won't lie to you-- Jamel always tells the truth from now on- that's like Step 6 or some crap like that.

I've been in rehab-- and for some stupid reason I wasn't given internet rights and when i was I couldn't get onto this blog- weird huh?

Anyway I'm out now and I'm tryin really hard not to drink, do drugs, and sleep with dirty sluts-- that's the hard part

Well I promise to be good and talk about sports and stuff-- I didn't really nail Britney spears in rehab but I did have sex with a Britney- she was a crack head-- could screw like ..well a crack head-- un-freakin-believable--

Enough about that- so what's the rules, what am I allowed to do- I've been told I can't swear but can use the word "fack"- so if I disagree can I write "fack"-off you douchebag the Bears rule!- eventhough they suck balls-

I'm a cheesehead now- the only team I really really hate are the jets, giants, and vikings

Anyway, if I go all crazy be patient with me-- sometimes I go into this weird rage and hands and fingers shake and I go all bananas like-dj;aklfj;dajklfaj;dsjklfa- like that-

See you around- god bless- and praise jesus- I'm a newborn again- jesus picked me up and out of the gutter I was literally in-- smacked me around and gave me another chance to live- to blog again-- to be here with you all

Love you all Jamel



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LASportsblogAAA-er
775 days ago
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If you ever want encouragement for why you shouldn't be off the wagon, visit www.drunkenstepfather.com, that guy's life's messed up. He's a drunk with a fat wife on disability who hates his guts. Oh and he's a mexican-canadian... how did he skip over the US in that travel? He's too poor for airfare.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
775 days ago
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Does this blogger also cheer for teams such as {scratches head in deep thought} the New York Mets or the Jets or perhaps even the Devils?
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LASportsblogAAA-er
775 days ago
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Nope, he pretty much cheers for college-age girls to send him naked pictures. Although fans of those teams might have similar desires.
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OneflydudeAll-American
775 days ago
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I dont know you but I heard about you. Nice to have ya back
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
775 days ago
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Jamel makes me look tame.
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JamelAll-American
775 days ago
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Tyrone- I make you look tame? Why? Really I'm a good guy- I'm even planning on talking about sports-- and that comment about college chicks- dude watch out- I was really really drunk one time and this chick told me she was in "college"- I thought cool and got really close to talkin her home- someone pulled my aside and informed me she was still in highschool- that's called rape mister!- damn I don't need that I have enough problems to worry about
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LASportsblogAAA-er
775 days ago
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My girlfriend is 11 months older then me, damn cradle robber.
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JamelAll-American
775 days ago
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If you're under 18 I think she could go to jail- do you want to report this to the authorities?
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SSreportersLegend
775 days ago
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And my vacation is over.
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JamelAll-American
775 days ago
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Huh? did you just fall of the wagon? I HAVE to- repeat by law- go to a meeting tonight- want to come?
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SSreportersLegend
775 days ago
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No, my vacation from you is over.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
775 days ago
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Is the ankle security bracelet chaffing?
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JamelAll-American
774 days ago
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Why do you think that's funny- I can't wear shorts for 3 years!!
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
774 days ago
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I missed you, Jamel! Glad to see you're not dead and stuff.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
774 days ago
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MJD's charitable work at the soup kitchen kept Jamel alive during the "rough times".
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MetsJetsDevilsDraft Pick
774 days ago
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Why are you so obsessed with me? It is kinda creepy.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
774 days ago
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Boo.
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SSreportersLegend
774 days ago
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Then don't read his comments. Besides, if it were creepy, he'd have your phone number or your address.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
774 days ago
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What happened to the ignore button?
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JamelAll-American
774 days ago
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manny that's the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me-- when I got out of rehab my mom said- "oh you didn't die"- that was it- you're the best-- see I learned how the right your, you're to use- thanks douchebags for the grammar lessons-
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JamelAll-American
774 days ago
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Metsjetsdevils-- I don't get it- is this like jeopardy? okay I'll bite- who are all the crapiest team in major sports?
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MetsJetsDevilsDraft Pick
774 days ago
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2 out of 3 ain't bad.
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SSreportersLegend
774 days ago
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It's okay MJD, the draft stock is high.
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MetsJetsDevilsDraft Pick
774 days ago
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Come on, talking to a Jets fan about the draft is just cruel!
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JamelAll-American
774 days ago
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Yeah but nobody cares about hockey so you really only get a 1/2 point for the devils- plus they worship the devil and stuff so really you only get 1/4 of a point- praise jesus, don't worshipt the devil!!!
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SSreportersLegend
774 days ago
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Which reminds me, I'll be seeing you when the Jets face Seattle in 2008.
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MetsJetsDevilsDraft Pick
774 days ago
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In the Super Bowl? LOL
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SSreportersLegend
774 days ago
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Next season. If that were the case, I've lost my mind.
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JamelAll-American
774 days ago
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Jets-Seattle game?? Damn that sounds about as much fun as watchin Dancin with the Stars
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MetsJetsDevilsDraft Pick
774 days ago
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At least on Dancing with the Stars you have a shot at seeing GOOD football players like Emmitt Smith.
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AfraidofedhochuliDraft Pick
774 days ago
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Dude...Seattle is awesome...oh, man...sorry the Homer took over in me...
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JamelAll-American
771 days ago
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Seattle is awesome??? Maybe I have to go there and have some of there coffee and I'll change my mind like I did when I had some cheese from Wisconsin
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