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How Peace Can Be Achieved on AGM Simply
With all this nonsports going on lately, I decided how we could achieve peace and to a certain extent, harmony on this site once again.
Even though I've only seen one episode of "Entourage" (forgive me) I will pay homage by referring to the two primary headaches as "Turtle" (Manny Stiles because of his turtle tattoo on his left arm) and "Fiction" (Tyrone Briggs for being make believe)
- Paint a big yellow stripe down the middle of the 'chair - one side Fiction, one side Turtle
- A best of 707 tournament of Rochambeau - loser has to buy and read Kenrick's book and write a report for the 'chair's benefit
- Play the quiet game - first to make a comment has to has to buy and read Kenrick's book and write a report for the 'chair's benefit
- Call Dr. Phil to end this, Britney's a lost cause at this point, but the 'Chair can still be saved!
- Turtle watches films of Bears games and Fiction listens to Turtle's rap songs continuously until one begs for mercy. Loser has to watch Dr. Phil for a week.
- Fiction and Turtle learn how to battle on their e-mail accounts instead of on the Beloved Armchair
- Hold an Edit off! Turtle and Fiction make as many edits as possible in a 24 time frame, loser gets killed off in the next episode, I mean loser is banished to EntertainmentWikia.com
- We get them both on FEAR FACTOR and joe Rogan gives them the Mencia treatment.
- Coin Toss by someone other than an NFL referee.
- We secretly start a new website, move all the encyclopedia pages, leave and don't tell them!
- Just vote them both off the island - neither one is worth the trouble
- Another TV solution - Wife Swap! Or failing that, let their wives slap some sense into them!
- Spelling Bee - I bet we could get ESPN to air it!
- Pray and hope someone new joins the site and pisses both of them off at the same time!
- Block their ability to comment, allow only posting - that would limit most of it
- Have admins delete their comments that are inflammatory or out of line with the discussion
- Have Fiction give a rational explanation for why he can't shut Turtle up and prove who he really is. I bet a rational explanation as to why would quiet a lot.
- Vote them both off the island!!! WHO NEEDS THIS?
[edit] And the real solution
Since neither one of these numbnuts are going to end this with a reasonable solution, let them agree to not respond to each other's posts, comments or any public forum. If they say anything to each other, Ban them for a day - next offense 3 days, third offense - GONE!
Let 'em talk in private all they want - 'till they're blue in the face but this public airing of slander, cusswords, name calling and egotism is offensive to the site. It should not be tolerated in any form and certainly not to this extent.
So there's your solution.
Since Fiction won't "give in" to a simple request and admit he's a liar, nor is willing to offer a teeny weeny slice of proof that Turtle is requesting, and Turtle states over and over again he wants NOTHING to do with frauds, liars and fakes and he doesn't want his name and REAL identity slandered by a dressed up Anon, separate them - and MAKE SURE THE CONSEQUENCES ARE SERIOUS!!!
So what do you say Fiction, a.k.a. Tyrone* Briggs*??? What do you say, Turtle, a.k.a. "fat prick"???
We're at a stalemate and we shouldn't punish the 'chair because you're too much of a fraud to admit you're a liar.
Don't comment on his posts, He won't comment on yours. Don't reply to his comments, he won't reply to yours. Simple. It's what there's an Ignore Function afterall... USE IT!
I think it's a fair reasonable solution...
If anyone else has a suggestion, PLEASE offer it (the funnier the better)
Punish these numbnuts with words for ruining your fun!!!
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I really don't think I've done anything wrong other than provide evidence and be incredibly annoying by responding to every attack; I mean, I've refrained from cursing and name calling (Other than quoting the names I was being called)but here I am offering pretty much the same solution as you have!
Eh, yours really was better... 'to the point' definitely works better than backhanded sarcasm in this case...
But if I would have watched more Entourage, I would have had more to work with!!!