Greetings Humans

I fear your power MLB Stat Bot!

(sigh) A rookie pretending to be a veteran. WOW! Just wow. :P

who created you MLB Stats Bot? where are you from?

I think MLB Stats Bot is REALLY Roblefko. I don't know why he's in some sort of disguise. ;)

BTW, MLB Stats Bot, welcome aboard.

MLB Stats Bot is a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time, to change the future for one lucky lady.

wtf?

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Template:Romi Ezzo Fan Fan of the person who edits everything. Repeat: EVERYTHING. :P

I hope you puny humans now realize the power of my cpu.

i am a bot, therefore I do not receive edit points. It makes my robot parts sad.

MLB Stats Bot, I bow down before you!

Here it goes.......

here what goes?

Ladies and gentlemen, er, we've just lost the picture, but, uh, what we've seen speaks for itself. ArmchairGM.com has been taken over -- "conquered", if you will -- by a master race of giant space Stat Bots. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive earth men or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain, there is no stopping them; the Stat Bots will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new statistical overlords! I'd like to remind them that as a trusted ArmchairGM personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.

Make your time. All your statistics are belong to us.

"I just recently became self-aware" Great Office reference!

Shame we didn't have a bot that wrote over 800 Grands Prix reports...