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God I HATE Dennis Miller

Posted by FrankD
743 days ago


After watching my Penguins get completely annihilated by the Flyers tonight, I chose to wallow away further in pity by subjecting myself to the pains of a Dennis Miller broadcast. The knife was wretched even more when he said that the show would have only one commercial break because of the game breaking in. Fantastic. Now the best part of the show is taken away.

The only good thing I could take from this show was his guests. Jeremy Roenick, Larry Holmes, Bill Romanowski and some MMA guy whose name I don't even know. They embraced the "Which sport is better?" question, to which every one of them (except Roenick) agreed hockey is merely a hobby and not a sport.

Kidding.

He wasn't funny on SNL. His standup is atrocious and he sent MNF to ESPN because of how much he sucked. (not a confirmed fact - but think about it).

The best part about Dennis Miller's show is the part when he's not talking. At all.

The End



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Oh No RomoDraft Pick
743 days ago
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Thank you for calling it MMA and not UFC. You just spared my head from getting attacked by a frying pan
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FrankDDiv-I Stud
742 days ago
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No prob. I dig MMA as a whole, but I just don't know a lot of the guys by name. Every time I turn around someone new is in the ring.
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Oh No RomoDraft Pick
742 days ago
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Don't worry, I can educate the public on the sport
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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
743 days ago
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I enjoy Dennis Miller. That's why I listen to him. If you don't, don't.
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EroosterMajor Leaguer
742 days ago
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I agree.
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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
743 days ago
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If you need some directions on how to use your radio/tv dial, I'm sure one of us around here could help you out.
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FrankDDiv-I Stud
742 days ago
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Haha are you defending him? I chose to use my locker room discussion as to why I hate him. If you'd like to defend him, feel free. And for the record, I know how to use both a remote and radio dial actually.
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CheezerAll-Star
742 days ago
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But you didn't cite any reason as to why you hate him. You just say that you do. One sentence: "He wasn't funny on SNL. His standup is atrocious and he sent MNF to ESPN because of how much he sucked. (not a confirmed fact - but think about it)."
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
742 days ago
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He snorts when laughing at his own stupid jokes.

Lame and gross.

Reason enough?
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FrankDDiv-I Stud
742 days ago
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Ok then Cheezer - he does that obnoxious thing while telling a joke. You know, when he starts to say something he thinks is funny, he starts to smirk and shake his head as if "Man, I can't believe I'm about to say this." And then he says whatever it is and it's not funny.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
742 days ago
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Bordello of Blood is reason enough to hate Dennis Miller.
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CheezerAll-Star
742 days ago
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Bordello of Blood I caught some of that the other day somewhere in the 300's on my cable. Forgot what s PoS it was.
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LASportsblogAAA-er
742 days ago
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You'd be better off reading my latest article since I post once in a blue moon then listening to this Dennis Miller garbage
? This user is unimpressed by what Dennis Miller thinks is funny.
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FrankDDiv-I Stud
742 days ago
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Haha, I like the question mark as a logo. I'd also accept complete blank space, as it's exactly what goes through my head when I hear him speak.
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LASportsblogAAA-er
742 days ago
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ya but the question mark is a nice way of saying "what the Fack are you talking about douchebag" it's really the symbol that represent that phrase in this context.
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FrankDDiv-I Stud
742 days ago
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touche
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
742 days ago
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Dennis Miller = Dane Cook + Thesaurus
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LASportsblogAAA-er
742 days ago
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STDs This user believes Dane Cook is the comedy equivelent to herpes.
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FrankDDiv-I Stud
742 days ago
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I've never known another comedian to go from quasi-funny to not funny at all in such a short period of time before I saw Dane Cook.
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
281 days ago
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I HATE DENNIS MILLER HE IS A LIBERAL GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HE NO FUNNY
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Dennis MillerWaterboy
281 days ago
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Actually, I'm a republican, bubelah. I used to be a liberal, but nowadays that'd be like Jack the Ripper and Osama bin Laden singing karaoke with Cameron Diaz in front of Julia Roberts, am I right? I mean, Barack Obama is so inexperienced, he makes William Henry Harrison look like FDR, and watching him talk about the economy is like watching Robert DeNiro and Charlemagne giving the Heimlich maneuver to Wilford Brimley at Sardi's, you know what I'm saying? I'm not saying he's a bad guy, but the lovefest we're seeing for the guy is like Johnny Rotten making bootleg tapes of Nero at the burning of Rome. As I was telling my good friend Bill O'Reilly the other day, I haven't seen something this disgusting since Bruce Vilanch and Ed Wood tried to put the moves on Fred Rogers at Studio 54. And then you've got these ignoramuses saying I'm not funny, which is ironic because they make Dennis Kucinich and Ariel Sharon sharing a Big Mac with King Kong look like Johnny Appleseed and Napoleon riding around on a go-cart. I mean, it's like I'm Dr. Seuss at Woodstock here. I'm speaking English, but it's going over your heads like Burt Reynolds' first pitch at the Astrodome in 1977.
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
281 days ago
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Dennis, where you been man?
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SSreportersLegend
281 days ago
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He's on The O'Reilly Factor some nights on FOX News. ;-)
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