Editors: Do they even exist?

Wow, high school spring break must be this week. Just go out and buy a "Big Johnson" t-shirt and stop wasting our time.

And my attempt to get the single largest number of thumbs down. Ah the days when Anans could vote.

Anons*

If my last name was Johnson, I would totally change my first name to "Sizzling".

Who cares?

I can see it now: "Johnson is strong, sturdy, and a power runner, that could mean trouble for the Beavers of Oregon State"

Who cares that an editor facked up? If I pointed out errors in the world, I'd never have time to enjoy being perfect! Or who cares that "Sizzling" is a great first name? It is a great name.

Nah none of that Manny but I think you knew what I was referring to..

No, you're right. This "discussion" pointing out of other's imparfections IS another finer example of a complete waste of internet usage.

Yes it is indeed tragic, Obi-Wan. But look at this way, new budding authors here at the 'Chair now have no idea how many comments will be generated by their articulated viewpoints of the sports worlds nor even fathom of the dramatic extent of generated thread drift.

Think about it:

Colts hatred - Reciprocal Belichick Hatred - Osama Bin Laden - Global Terrorism - World Annihilation

Wow.

I'm totally thinking about trying heroin.

"Johnson pulls fastest finish at Dickies 500"

Well then it definitely could be worse: "Fate Jumpstarts Johnson to Dickies Win"

We should've made this an Alternate Title Game.

If he would have finished second with a typo.

"Johnson blows load at Dickies 500"

...too far?

No such thing